Calm As F*ck – Adult Coloring Book: 30 Swear Words and Colorful Phrases

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30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like “Life Isn’t a Garden So Stop Being a Ho” and “I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike”. Also included are classic swear words like “Bulls**t”, “B**ch”, and “A**hole”.
The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.

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Publisher

Oh No Coloring Books (3 Mar. 2016)

Language

English

Paperback

64 pages

ISBN-10

0692659757

ISBN-13

978-0692659755

Dimensions

20.32 x 0.38 x 25.4 cm

Average Rating

4.63

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  1. 08

    by angela webb

    I bought this book as a stocking filler for my girlfriend at Christmas. She enjoys colouring in it. The pictures are quite comical. Job done! What else can I say?

  2. 08

    by Battleaxe Betty

    Good colouring book
    Some lovely images and colourful language !

  3. 08

    by Philip Cooke

    Ordered one and I loved it so much I ordered another. The second one was not as funny and the pictures not a great for colouring.

  4. 08

    by Tars Aimone

    Fun to color and defo a great way to distress

  5. 08

    by Casey Gabriel

    I bought this as a gift for a friend who loves edgy books like this and it has not failed to make her laugh. The pages are made of good quality paper and the printing is decent. The designs are perhaps simplistic, but still fun to colour and there’s plenty of space to do blending etc, although we’ve found that the simple designs work better with pens or solid colours, rather than fades etc. This could make a great gift for the right person, unless they are the sort to read “burn in hell” and take it as a personal insult, because I kid ye not; that’s one of the designs 🙂 Anyway we loved it.

  6. 08

    by Happy Customer

    Love this colouring book!! Its jst what I needed I feel the stress I open up this book have a giggle at the sarcastic mindfulness quotes and get lost in the world of colour! Highly recommend 🙂

  7. 08

    by Happy Customer

    I bought these as a jokey Christmas gift but after reading the swear words I realised I couldn’t gift them as they read as insults to whoever reads them and didn’t want my friend taking offence thinking I’m calling her these insults.
    Pages and pictures are of good quality though so can’t fault the book itself. I’ll have to keep them for myself though lol

  8. 08

    by sharon

    Bought this a secret Santa gift for a colleague. It’s a little bit of fun but perhaps not for those who are easily offended! The paper isn’t the best quality so it is best to use pencils.

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