Cooking With Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, outrageously funny joke notebook disguised as a real 6”x9” paperback – fool your friends with this awesome gift!
£4.20£6.20 (-32%)
Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes:
Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows.
Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal.
Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus.
Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless!
Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table.
From the blurb:
Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking.
With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list.
if you’re not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel?
Features:
- Size: 6” x 9” inch
- Paper: College-ruled on white paper
- Pages: 110 high quality pages
- Cover: Soft, matte cover
- Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils
- Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college
- Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls
- Hand designed, Unique gift.
Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6”x9” ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it’s the real thing.
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Additional information
| Publisher | Independently published (20 Mar. 2019) |
|---|---|
| Language | English |
| Paperback | 150 pages |
| ISBN-10 | 1091069387 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-1091069381 |
| Dimensions | 15.24 x 0.86 x 22.86 cm |
by Faith79.
Bought this for a colleague as a secret Santa gift. Everyone laughed till they cried. So funny. It’s a notebook with a funny cover.
by Marley
Lots of pages, but its a blank, ruled, note pad. Still a very good inappropriate secret santa gift
by Sallyann
This was the perfect secret santa gift for a work colleague. Laughter inducing but also useful, unlike lots of other throw away gifts.
by Hannah
A good thickness of lined, blank pages book with professional outer cover and back. Great joke gift for those that like to cook. Highly recommend.
by fulabeanz
There are no jokes and no recipes…just to be clear! Although, if I read the description and the reviews properly I wouldn’t have made the mistake of buying this plain notebook. lol A fun novelty gift albeit a bit pricey for a notebook, clever marketing. Shame, as they sell a good idea but fall short of actually delivering lol
by Amazon Customer
Great present for friend
by Debbie B
Funny stocking type book for a friend with a good sense of humour
by Shane
Bought this as a stocking filler for my wife. The look on her face was priceless until she realised it was a blank notebook