Don’t Fuck With A Grumpy Old Royal Regiment Of Fusiliers Veteran: Notebook

In the best tradition of British army banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up (If You can’t take a joke you shouldn’t have joined), much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.

If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British army exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British squaddie’s resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy

Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing

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Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour

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