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49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework (The 49 Series Book 3)
Forgotten to do your homework?… Heart pounding in your chest?… No one willing to swap for your lunch money?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework!Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your teacher asks where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them for me).
Recommended Age: 10+
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Advent Calendar 2023 – 180 Dad Jokes: Christmas Countdown with 6 Funny Jokes per Day from December 1st to 31st
“Advent Calendar 2023 – 180 Dad Jokes”: Your Daily Dose of Holiday Cheer!
Why You’ll Love It:
- Six Jokes a Day: Every day is a laugh fest with a half dozen jokes to enjoy.
- Family Bonding: Perfect for sharing a laugh over the breakfast table.
- Gift of Laughter: Ideal for anyone who loves a good chuckle.
- Festive Fun: Amp up the holiday vibes in a uniquely humorous way.
Distinct Features:
- High-Quality Content: Carefully curated for maximum fun.
- Diverse Humor: A wide range of jokes to suit all tastes.
- Easy to Share: Spread joy with friends and family effortlessly.
- Lasting Memories: Create new holiday traditions with a smile.
Ideal for Gifting: The perfect choice for fathers, grandfathers, uncles, and anyone who appreciates a good joke. Offer a gift filled with laughter and joy this holiday season.
Make Every Day Count This December! Grab your Advent Calendar and start counting down to Christmas with a hearty laugh!
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Agent 9: Mind Control!: a fast-paced and funny graphic novel
New threats, new foes . . . and a new partner?! Your favourite feline secret agent is back for a new adventure!Agent 9 is back in action at the Super-Secret Spy Service, and it couldn’t come at a better time. The next assignment? Stopping the Wolf, a cunning canine who’s been hired by the sinister organisation DiViSiON to hunt down the final pieces of a mind-control device. It’s a mission of such paramount importance that Nine must do the unthinkable – work with a partner!
S4 teams up Agent 9 with Traps, a mouse who specialises in covert operations (and knitting too). Unfortunately, the partnership gets off to a rocky start. And despite their best efforts, the Wolf always seems to be one step ahead. With time running out and DiViSiON’s plans to take over the world nearly complete, can Nine overcome the toughest challenge yet: being part of a team?
This hilarious, action-packed spy series is perfect for fans of funny crime-fighting stories like The InvestiGators, The Bad Guys and Dog Man!
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Beano Annual 2024
Celebrate 85 years of the world’s longest-running weekly comic with 112 pages of brand-new, hilarious stories in the UK’s best-selling annual! Beanotown legends past and present unite to celebrate Bash Street School’s 85th anniversary! Dennis and Gnasher, Dangerous Dan, Minnie the Minx and the team will ensure that this is a Bash Street celebration to remember! Whatever happens, you can be sure it’ll be 100% fun!Read more
£9.00£11.99Beano Annual 2024
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Dandy Annual 2024
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Wonder Dan! When Cactusville’s most famous son is bitten by a radioactive mosquito, he develops superpowers… and an appetite for cow pie to match! It’s Desperate Dan like you’ve never seen him before! He’s joined in 112 hilarious pages by the rest of the Dandy crew – Cuddles and Dimples, Corporal Clott, Beryl the Peril and more of your faves!Read more
£9.00£11.99Dandy Annual 2024
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Dandy Annual 2024
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Wonder Dan! When Cactusville’s most famous son is bitten by a radioactive mosquito, he develops superpowers… and an appetite for cow pie to match! It’s Desperate Dan like you’ve never seen him before! He’s joined in 112 hilarious pages by the rest of the Dandy crew – Cuddles and Dimples, Corporal Clott, Beryl the Peril and more of your faves!Read more
£8.60£11.40Dandy Annual 2024
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Do-It-Yourself Book
Now everyone can have their own Wimpy Kid diary!
Keep boredom at bay with Greg Heffley! Draw your own Wimpy-Kid-style cartoons, fill in facts and lists, check out the full-colour comics inside and even write your own Wimpy Kid journal, just like Greg.
Now with dozens of pages of new content and a brand new cover!
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£7.29£7.99Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Do-It-Yourself Book
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Hairy Flaps Matter: Funny Gifts for Friends
More Meaningful Than a Traditional Birthday Card*Caution* Adult Humour Inside!
109 Blank Lined Page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it’s a real book.
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? Dive into our treasure trove of “Insulting Gifts” that’ll leave your recipient laughing and questioning your friendship
Personalized Keepsake: Unlike birthday cards, a journal allows for personal messages, inside jokes, and memories, creating a cherished keepsake
A Hilarious Journal for Women with a Sense of Humour
Perfect for:
Friends
Girlfriend
Wife
Mum
Sister
Workmates
Daughter in law
Birthdays
Secret Santa
ValentinesRead more
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How to Groom your Hairy Sack: Funny Gifts for Men Rude Cheap
Funnier than a Birthday Card!109 Blank Lined Page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think its a real book.
The Perfect gag gifts for: Secret Santa, Birthdays, Stocking Fillers, Joke gifts for: Brother, Best friend, Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Grandad, Son and Co-workers
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT A STORY BOOK
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Living with a Wank Addiction: Funny Rude Joke Secret Santa Gifts Stocking Fillers for Men Notebooks Notepad for Adults (Saucy Notepads)
Funnier than a Birthday or Valentines’ Card109-page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it’s a real book.
*Caution* Adult Humour inside
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? This is it.
Personalized Keepsake: Unlike cards, a journal allows for personal messages, inside jokes, and memories, creating a cherished keepsake
Ideal for: Christmas, Birthdays, Valentines, Secret Santa/Stocking Fillers, Office Gifts, and Joke Gifts for Brother, Work Colleagues and Best friends
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My Mummy is a Witch: A fun short children’s story book for kids aged 5-9. If you love witches, Halloween and funny comics jokes this is the book for you!
All mothers are different, coming in all shapes and sizes. Some are tall and short, fat and thin, young to old. This girl’s mummy is like no other she’s into superstitions, black cats voodoo dolls and Ricky Martin! Why do you ask? She’s a witch!
Cooking food in her cauldron, and being a bad fortune teller to the world’s best sweeper at football are just a few of her quirks! There’s never a dull moment with this mum.
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Notepad for Bullshite: Funny Notebook for Adults Work A5 Joke Birthday Gifts
A5 109 Page Lined Page NotebookPerfect for notes, passwords or just nonsense
Ideal as a Funny Joke Gift for Birthdays, Secret Santa, Office Gifts
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Preggs: Pregnancy Gifts for Mum Expecting Funny Journal
109 Page Pregnancy JournalMore Meaningful than a traditional Card
109 Page A5 Journal/Planner Paperback Bursting with funny quotes and a hilarious front Cover
Dedicated Pages to write a special message for the Mum to be
The Ultimate Pregnancy Journey’ – your trusty companion through the whirlwind of cravings, kicks, and unexpected emotional outbursts! This delightful planner and pregnancy journal log book is your go-to guide to navigate the wacky world of expectant motherhood. Bursting with funny quotes that capture the essence of pregnancy, this journal is your daily dose of laughter. Not just a planner, it’s your personal time capsule, capturing every flutter and hiccup along the way
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The Worst Football Team: (Funny football book for kids 5-8): 1 (The World’s Worst Football Team)
The Worst Football Team – a brand new football comedy from bestselling Football Boy Wonder author Martin Smith.
This is a football story with a difference. A funny football book that children will love .. and will make the adults reading with them laugh out loud too. Because who doesn’t love an underdog soccer story?
Meet Pellie, Hildy, Dribbler, Bolo, Stevie, Dazza, and Brendan.
These are the players for Lane FC Meerkats Under-7s.
Once you’ve seen Meerkats play, you won’t forget – because they’re the worst football team the world has ever seen.
I know. I know.
They can’t be that bad.
I’m being harsh. Or too dramatic.
Trust me.
I’m not.
They are TERRIBLE. No, they’re even worse than that.
Most of the team can’t kick the ball, or run in the right direction.
Half of them don’t even like football.
One of the team does like spiders, though.
And he talks about them – ALL OF THE TIME.
Coach Mark is great. He’s been training Meerkats for a year.
And he has high hopes for them.
They still can’t attack, defend or pass.
But they are great at causing trouble in all sorts of different ways.
The football season is here, and the first big match is nearing close.
Can Coach Mark inspire the Meerkats to glory?
HA HA HA!
Good one.
No, just no.
Don’t be so silly.
But Coach Mark hopes they might score a goal – someday.ABOUT THE BOOK:
The Worst Football Team is aimed at children aged 5-8. It is a hilarious story of being part of a team, fun, poop, football, and spiders. Children will love the crazy characters – and parents will chuckle at poor Coach Mark’s despair as they read along with their kids.So many kids’ football books are serious. Not this book. In fact, it is the exact opposite. Funny soccer books for children are hard to find. This, I hope, fills the gap.
An absurd number of boys and girls play football every week. They’re all better than Lane FC Meerkats Under-7s, I assure you. But it’s not always about the result, is it? Half the time, it’s the adventures that a team has before, during and after a match.
And I hope – in some small way – everyone, whether child or adult, can relate to The Worst Football Team.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Martin Smith wrote The Football Boy Wonder, the first part of the bestselling Charlie Fry Series. It tells the story of a boy with cystic fibrosis who becomes the world’s greatest footballer after a freak accident.
Aimed at children 8-11, the series has fans across the world – raising awareness about living with cystic fibrosis with every copy sold.
Now a retired journalist with advanced CF himself, Martin writes kids’ stories in his spare time, mainly to keep away from the fridge.Read more
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