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The Oldest Bastard In The Royal Signals: Notebook
In the best tradition of British army banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British army exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British squaddie’s resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Army Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book: 501 Hilarious Puns, Funny One Liners and Clean Cheesy Dad Jokes for Kids (Gifts for Dad)
Snag this easy gift for your favorite guy!
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page.
- Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners
- Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages
- Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020
Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
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The Ultimate Joke Book for Teachers: 300+ Funny Gags & Puns for Educators
Do you feel like a break after a grueling day or a good laugh after a straining first period at school? Then you’re going to love the Ultimate Joke Book for Teachers featuring 300+ hilarious jokes for Teachers & Educators in a practical format. This book also makes for perfect gift for colleagues and friends and will sure be an instant success in your school breakroom.
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There’s Nothing I Can’t Do Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can’t Do That Notebook: Funny Short Girl Appreciation Day Gifts For Friends – Gag Gifts For Short People | 6×9 Lined…
You’ll Love This Funny Short Friend Notebook Journal.
This lined Notebook Journal is Great for taking down notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, etc.
Best birthday gift for Short Friends.Details :
- 120 pages
- (6 x 9) inches in size
- Matte finish cover and white interior pages
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Things I Need To Get Done But Probably Won’t: Funny Notebook Gift – Lined Journal 6×9 inches – Funny Gifts For Co-workers, Friends and Family
Funny Notebook Journal
120 pages – 6 x 9 inches
Blank lined pages front and back.
High quality cover with white pages.
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Things I Really Want to Say in Meetings But Can’t: Funny Ruled Work Notebook Journal | Secret Santa and White Elephant Gift Idea | Sarcastic CoWorker Notepad (Red Cover)
This simple wide ruled notebook is the perfect secret santa, white elephant gift idea for christmas this year. Also makes an ideal gift for your favorite coworker at the office! We have designed many other notebooks with hilariously sarcastic quotes on the cover.This Notebook Features:
- Perfect binding
- Soft matter cover
- Crisp white pages
- Wide ruled sheets
- Perfect portable size
- 100 pages (50 sheets)
- Premium 90 gsm acid-free paper
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Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2: Funny Bathroom Activity Book for Adults & Teens.
Need a wonderful way to spend those moments on the toilet? Find silly activities that will amaze and amuse as you handle your business.
Don’t want to be idle when you sit on the porcelain throne? Are you looking for fun stuff to occupy your mind while your bum is busy? Do you like to make the most of me-time in the mornings? Bestselling creator Alex Smart has done it again. Now they’re here to share more hours of entertainment that will challenge you with trivia and tickle your fancy pants.
Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2 is a great gag gift for any season or a fabulous treat to indulge yourself. Filled with fart jokes, mazes, and word games, this collection of humorous play is guaranteed to deliver endless delight. And as you work on the puzzles, your everyday urgent needs will plop out with a pleasing punchline.
In Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2, you’ll discover:
- A family-friendly present perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, or random favors
- Bodacious bathroom quizzes and rules that will give you a giggle
- Sudoku, riddles, and word-finders to help tease and tantalize your brain
- Diverting ways to push back boredom while you drop a deuce
- Coloring pages, Finish the Doodles, and much, much more!
Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2 is the only way to titter on the toilet. If you like chain-yanking comedy, laughing out loud, and butt-cheeky fun, then you’ll love Alex Smart’s water-closet cackles.
★ Buy this as a gag gift for your husband, as a present for your ‘hard to buy for’ brother or to raise a laugh from a teenage boy★
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Things to remember that I will probably forget: 6×9 Journal for Everyday Notes, Daily Notebook with a funny saying to organise your day; 120 lined pages
Things to remember that I will probably forget is a 6″ x 9″ 120-page Everyday Journal
It features:
- 120 pages
- 6″ x 9″
- cream-color paper
- a cover page
- a matte-finish cover for a minimalist and elegant look
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Wedding Coordinator Gifts: Appreciation Journal Gift for Wedding Coordinator to Write in. Wedding Coordinator graduation and Retirement Gifts.
Are You Looking For A Perfect Gift for your mom, dad, daughter, son, Aunt, Uncle, Grandma, Grandpa, friends, neighbors and coworkers?Then This Notebook is the perfect one! Perfect Christmas gift to your mom, dad, daughter, son, Aunt And co-worker! joke gift for your friend to appreciate his/her presence in your life. Appreciation Journal Gift to Write in. Ideal for graduation and Retirement Gifts.
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- 120 Pages
- 6″ x 9″ inches
- Matte-finish cover
- White paper
- Lined notebook
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£5.70