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If It’s Not Documented It Didn’t Happen : Funny Sarcastic and Witty Work Notebook for The Office: Blank Lined Notebooks with Funny Sayings on Cover, … Staff & Employees,…
Looking for a funny and unique employee appreciation gift?
Look no further than this “If It’s Not Documented It Didn’t Happen” ,A notebook for employees a great appreciation gift from a supervisor or boss to a work team.
This hilarious notebook features a funny and clever design that is sure to put a smile on any employee’s face.
The perfect way to show your appreciation for a job well done, this notebook makes a great gift for any occasion.
Whether it’s for an employee of the month, a holiday bonus, or simply to say thanks, this notebook is sure to be appreciated. So what are you waiting for?
Show your employees how much you appreciate them with this funny and unique gift todayFeatures & Benefits:
◆ A thoughtful gift for someone special
◆ Dimensions: 6″ x 9″. Easily Portable
◆120 lined pages to capture thoughts and feelings
◆ Beautiful and trendy cover design in an elegant glossy finish
♥ Super-cute way to tell the people in your life how much they mean to youOrder Now and Make Some Faces Smile
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It’s Ok If You Don’t Like ZUMBA, It’s …Daily Monthly Work Day Organizer, To Do List, Project Notes: Funny Journal Notebook for ZUMBA lovers, … and Perfect for Women, men,…
The Office Organizer is to-do list notepad for tracking daily activities, events and errands. Helps you track and remember all your daily goals . 6″x9″ with a variety of layouts with plenty of space to your schedule and Inner is design with multi notepad. To do, List and Note. You will actually look forward to scheduling your day. . The perfect gift for people who need to organize themselves on a daily, weekly or monthly basis and especially for people who like to journal. Anyone can use this to get to grips with what they want to accomplish. This planner journal makes organizing your life a whole lot easier, order yours today.
MULTIPURPOSE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK:
Our journal notebook is perfect for expressing your feelings. Also good for a daily dairy and it is the best choice for office, home, school, or business. A stylish item to share with your friends and family, a surprise for festivals or holidays, and a dedication to culture. Great Birthday gift, Halloween gift, Christmas gift, back to college gift for yourself, family and friends. Excellent for traveling, writing workshop, meeting, memory making and imagining and so on.
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Just Stab Me Now
A desperate mother. A dubious escort.
And a deranged author who won’t leave them alone.
Caroline Lindley is determined that her new romance novel will be her best one yet. Fantasy! Formal gowns! Fencing! And, of course, a twentysomething heroine to star in an enemies-to-lovers plot with all of Caroline’s favourite tropes.
But Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst is a thirty-six-year-old widow. She has a war to stop and two children to get home to and flatly refuses to take the correct approach to there being Only One Bed.
What’s an author to do? Especially when discussions with her editor might reveal that he and Rosamund’s Hot Enemy have some suspicious similarities . . .
Based on her popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts series, Jill Bearup’s debut novel brings us the best of worlds both meta and medieval-inspired as enemies-to-BFFs Rosamund and Caroline learn what it means to be the hero of your own story.
Swords optional.
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Knock Knock 52 Farts Playing Cards Deck, Adult-Humor Playing Cards (AKA Not Kiddo Friendly!): Playing Card Set
A deck of playing cards that also defines 50 types of farts? That’s right. This deck is beautifully designed, meticulously researched, and laugh-out-loud funny (and a totally legit card deck!). In other words, it’s the perfect gag gift for men or weird gift for your favorite weirdos. Kinda gives new meaning to the term “royal flush,” no? • Know when to hold ’em&emdash;and when to let ’em rip! • Because cards are fun and farts are funny. (Duh.) • 2.5 x 3.5 inches; 52 playing cards Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.Read more
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Lawyer Jokes
Do you feel like a break after a grueling day in court or a good laugh after a straining meeting with a difficult client? Then you’re going to love this joke book featuring 200+ hilarious jokes in a practical format. This book also makes for perfect gift for colleagues and friends and will sure be an instant success in the break room.
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Let’s Assume I’m Right, It’ll Save Time.: Office Lined Blank Notebook Journal with a funny saying on the outside
Let’s Assume I’m Right, It’ll Save Time: Witty Confidence Booster – Lined Blank Notebook JournalEmbrace your inner confidence with a touch of humor using this witty and entertaining lined blank notebook journal. Featuring the message “Let’s Assume I’m Right, It’ll Save Time” on the cover, it’s a lighthearted way to boost your self-esteem while bringing a smile to your face. A perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little self-assured humor.
- High-quality paper for writing thoughts, ideas, or personal reflections
- Funny and engaging cover design to inspire confidence with a chuckle
- Perfect for jotting down achievements, goals, or motivational quotes
- An expressive and amusing gift for those who enjoy a little self-assured humor and wit
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Living The Dream: Funny Adult Notebook (6″x9″ book with 120 pages of lined paper) Great for the office, home or as a gift
Living The Dream. Fantastic little 6″x9″ funny notebook and journal for adults and children, that will be a great gift for all of your friends, family and colleagues. After all there is nothing wrong with cheeky banter, humour, sarcasm and fun with anyone you know. In your office, at home, at the gym, at work….the notebook is versatile. Perfect for the professional and unprofessional alike.Sized to perfection at 6″x9″, with a wonderfully adequate 120 lined pages. Any more would be greedy, and any less would be just silly. Almost Perfect In Every Way!
Wonderful notebook that would be perfect as gift for birthdays, fathers day, mothers day, secret santa, or any other occasion. Perfect for co-workers, managers, your boss, dad, mum, girls, boys, men and women…frankly everyone.
Perfect for feeling superior to your family, sports team, work colleagues and co-workers, winding up your friends, annoying your boss and if you really are bored you could always use it to keep notes in.Let’s be honest, this is what we want to say to most of the ideas, strategies, plans, actions or lists that people come up. So say it loud, wave the book at them and shout Living The Dream! Or doodle in it, write a poem, create your dream, write your resignation letter in it or simply rip out the pages and thrown them at your friends. Endless possibilities.
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Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish
Mike Hunt’s name is unusual. It sounds like something else. Clap along with these dope AF rhymes like:- Mike Hunt Smells Like Fish
- Mike Hunt Gets So Hairy
- Sometimes Mike Hunt Bleeds
- It Can Be Kinda Scary
- Mike Hunt Loves to Squirt
- and Gets Wet Easily
- Mike Hunt Once Got Crabs
- And Scratched Endlessly
- Mike Hunt Gets Ingrown Hairs
- Mike Hunt Collects Toys
- Mike Hunt Has a Piercing
- and Gets Pounded Like the Boys
- Sometimes Mike Hunt Farts
- With Great Force and Power
- Mike Hunt Is the Freshest
- Right After a Shower
Mike Hunt is fun for the whole family. Get Mike Hunt today.
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Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 26
THE LAST PAGE OF RUDEUS’S TALEThe final disciple of the Man-God appears alongside the treacherous Geese: Badigadi. Equipped with Laplace’s Fighting God Armor and an unparalleled ability to regenerate his body, Badigadi promises a vicious, no-holds-barred fight to the death like Rudeus’s team has never seen before. Rudeus’s lifelong war against the Man-God is almost over–what will be left when the dust clears?
The final volume!
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My Little Book of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember: Funny Password Tracker Journal to Organize your Passwords
My Little Book of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Password Tracker
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My notebook of shit to do and things to fucking remember.: Funny, sarcastic, rude, humor, gag composition notebook
Funny dark humoristic notebook for adults, the perfect sarcastic rude gift idea for him or her. A great alternative for a greeting card.
Useful matte black composition notebook with lined pages printed on white paper.- 6″ x 9″ (15.2 x 22.8 cm)
- 120 pages
- Lined
- Matte cover
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My Things To Remember I’ll Probably Forget: Funny Notebook for Work, Coworkers, Friends, and Colleagues
Looking for a funny gift for a coworker or Friend?
This sarcastic notebook will be the funniest office gift that will give everyone a big laugh
- Lined front and back
- Simple and elegant
- 108 pages
- 6 x 9 inches
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NOTEBOOK – Here We Fucking Go Again I Mean Good Morning: Sarcastic Lined Journal For Work ( Funny Notebooks )
This is a lined notebook (lined front and back), perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles, or doodles, get a little creative, or just writing down everyday tasks, ideas, or use for school.
Product details :
- 6” x 9”, 110 lined pages.
- Paperback Journal – matte cover
- Simple and elegant
This Gag Notebook makes the funniest gift for the Holidays for Coworkers, Friends, and Family.
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Notebook with Funny Sayings: Cool, Funky Cover Design – 6×9 – 120 Lined Pages
This is a lined paperback notebook (lined front and back). 120 pages, high-quality cover, and (6 x 9) inches in size.This stylish notebook is perfect for jotting notes, thoughts, and ideas.
The notebook also features funny sayings at the bottom of every second page to help keep that smile on your face on gloomy days.
The lined pages make it easy to keep your notes organized and easy to read.
Perfect for the working class, students, creatives, and anyone looking to add a touch of motivation to their writing.“I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine!”
“Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.”
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Nothing Surprises Me Anymore, I’m a Health and Safety Manager: Notebook with a funny saying/personal use/Health and Safety Manager Gift idea
Whether you’re a professional or someone who loves Writing, this 120-page notebook is a perfect choice. With its lined pages and a black cover featuring a funny quote, this notebook is a great tool for jotting down ideas, taking notes, or doodling to your heart’s content. Measuring 6″x9″ (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm), it is compact and portable, making it easy to carry with you wherever you go.Features:
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This notebook is not only perfect for personal use, but it also makes a great gift. So why wait? Add one to your cart today.
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Oor Wullie & The Broons Gift Book 2024: Thon’s Entertainment
The Broons and Oor Wullie have been entertaining generations of Scots since their debut in the pages of The Sunday Post in 1936. This production is proud to present some of their finest thespian-themed funnies, cocked-up concerts, televisual trials, and diabolical dramas. One thing’s for sure ― they’ve been acting up for years, making this compilation of comic strips an epic of comedic proportions! Performing pets and preposterous police also feature, with special guest appearances from Oor Wullie’s wily westie and Auchenshoogle’s finest law enforcer.Read more
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overheard at waitrose: poetry of the public
Newly Updated Edition – includes 30 recently overheard poems
Following the boom of the popular British meme, this poetic compilation of quotes overheard at Waitrose stores and posted across various social media platforms, is guaranteed to make you laugh.
104 pages of gossiping, loving and pestering of the British upper class, accompanied by illustrations, will definitely not disappoint.
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Private Eye Annual 2023
• The 2023 Private Eye Annual presents the year’s best cartoons, jokes, parodies and topical sketches from the UK’s most successful satirical news and current affairs magazine
• Illustrated throughout with cartoons, sketches and photo-bubbles
• The Private Eye Annual has become both a seasonal institution and a perennial Christmas bestseller with sales of over 130,000 copies
• Edited by the Eye’s Ian Hislop – team captain HIGNFY
• The perfect gift!Read more
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Santa’s Favorite Actor: Funny Christmas Journal Notebook | Xmas Gag Gift For Actor
GIFT IDEAS | NOTE TAKING | ORGANIZATION
Do you know a Actor who needs a notebook?
Then this is the perfect blank journal notebook to gift them for Christmas. Can be used to write down ideas, tasks, chores, to-do lists, responsibilities or just to doodle for fun!
Features:
- Perfectly sized at 6″ x 9″
- 120 Pages
- Softcover Bookbinding
- Paperback
- Premium Matte Cover
Makes an excellent Secret Santa gift and is sure to make them smile!
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Sarcasm It’s Just One Of My Many Talents Notebook: Sarcastic Notebook Gift Office Friend Funny Sarcasm; Notebook With Sayings; 6*9 In
Notebook Features:
- 120 blank wide lined white pages
- Duo sided wide ruled sheets
- Perfect sturdy matte softbound cover
- 6″ x 9″ dimensions; perfect size for your purse, tote bag, desk, backpack, school, home or work
- Can be used as a notebook, journal, diary or composition book for school and work
- Perfectly suited for taking notes, writing, organizing, lists, journaling and brainstorming
- Composition Notebooks are the perfect gift for adults and kids for any gift giving occasion
- Designed in USA
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Scientific Progress Goes “Boink”: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Nine (Calvin and Hobbes)
Calvin, cheeky, hyperactive and mischievous, and Hobbes, his cuddly toy tiger who, as far as Calvin is concerned is very much alive and kicking, are two of the most loveable and hilarious characters to grace the comic strip in years.Read more
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Scott Pilgrim 20th Anniversary Color Hardcover Box Set
1-2-3-4! When Scott Pilgrim first meets Ramona Flowers, sparks will fly…In celebration of 20 years of the Bryan Lee O’Malley’s SCOTT PILGRIM–the Eisner Award-winning, New York Times bestselling graphic novel epic that inspired Netflix’s hit anime series now streaming everywhere–Oni Press proudly presents a masterfully designed, first-of-its-kind box set tribute, featuring the complete series in six newly designed COLOR hardcover volumes available exclusively in a deluxe collector’s box that comes loaded with new art and limited-edition bonuses!
Curated by Bryan Lee O’Malley himself, and designed by Eisner Award nominee Patrick Crotty, the SCOTT PILGRIM 20TH ANNIVERSARY COLOR HARDCOVER BOX SET is the definitive statement on the the graphic novel series that IGN calls a “landmark . . . that will reverberate through the comic book world for years to come.”
The SCOTT PILGRIM 20TH ANNIVERSARY COLOR HARDCOVER BOX SET includes:
Newly redesigned hardcover editions of SCOTT PILGRIM VOL. 1-6, featuring new art by Bryan Lee O’Malley A deluxe, clamshell collector’s box (approx. 9.5″L x 6.5″ W x 8″H) featuring new art by Bryan Lee O’Malley An exclusive compilation of “Making of Scott Pilgrim” extras and comics A top secret selection of in-world items from the universe of Scott Pilgrim Collectible sticker sheet
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Sign Language: Travels in Unfortunate English from the Readers of The Daily Telegraph (Telegraph Books)
A hilarious tour of the state of our mother tongue, from the people who brought you Am I Alone In Thinking . . . ?, Sign Language is a collection the most inappropriate, confusing, poorly translated and mind-bogglingly bizarre signs from around the world.
Few things amuse and appal Telegraph readers as much as the abuse, misuse, mistranslation and outright mangling of the English language. So, for the past three years the Telegraph has run a weekly feature inviting members of the public to send in photographs of menus, health and safety warnings, road signs, adverts, headlines and personals columns – anything in which the language has gone egregiously, hilariously and, usually, unintentionally wrong.
Entitled Sign Language, the published selection of the very best images has become one of the newspaper’s most popular features, attracting over 300,000 online visitors every week and attracting thousands of submissions from around the world.
Now, we present the very best of Sign Language – both seen and unseen – and offer a timely warning about the imperilled state of modern English.
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Small Willys Matter: Rude Gifts for Men Adults Funny Novelty Prank Gifts for Men Blank Notepad Journal
**Caution Adult Humour Inside**
Funnier than a Birthday or Valentines Card
109 Blank Lined Page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it’s a real book.
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? Dive into our treasure trove of “Insulting Gifts” that’ll leave your recipient laughing and questioning your friendship
A Hilarious Journal for Dudes with a Sense of Humour
Perfect for:
Friends
Boyfriend
Husband
Dad
Brother
Workmates
Son in law
Birthdays
Secret Santa
ValentinesPlease note this is NOT a storybook
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Stuff I Can’t Remember: Password Log Book, Funny Alphabetical Internet Password Organizer Journal For Men and Women
The Best Password Organizer
This Password log book is designed to keep all your important web addresses, usernames, and passwords in one secure place. The Pages are arranged in alphabetical order.
Features:
- Alphabetized pages
- Professional matte cover design
- Perfectly Sized at 5.5” x 8.5”
- High quality print
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Sure Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem : Funny Journal With Witty Phrase On The Cover , Blank Lined Notebook Snarky, Sarcastic Gag Gift … Co-Worker, Employee ,…
This sarcastic blank lined notebook Journal is the perfect gag gift for that snarky coworker on your list
Surprise them with a unique present and put a smile on their face. Maybe you need a copy for yourself, too?
Features the quote ”Sure Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem”◆This composition notebook has many uses:
Note Taking Take Notes
Writing Journaling
Write down your daily thoughts
Take meeting or class notes
Make to do lists
Journaling
down Your ideas
Organize Your Work, Homework , Remember them
Write down goals
Write letters
Write poetry◆This diary is a convenient size to keep on :
your desk
take to work or school
stash in your purse or backpack◆This Notebook Journals Features:
Size: 6×9 Inches
Pages: 110 pages
Paper: Grey-Lined paper
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Teaching Assistant Only Because Multitasking Ninja Isn’t An Official Job Title: Notebook with a funny saying for Teaching Assistant/ Gift idea
Whether you’re a student, a professional, or someone who loves Writing, this 120-page notebook is a perfect choice. With its lined pages and a black cover featuring a funny quote, this notebook is a great tool for jotting down ideas, taking notes, or doodling to your heart’s content. Measuring 6″x9″ (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm), it is compact and portable, making it easy to carry with you wherever you go.Features:
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6×9 inch (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm)
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This notebook is not only perfect for personal use, but it also makes a great gift. So why wait? Add one to your cart today.
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The A-Z of Welsh Rugby
A volume which provides a humorous look at the strange goings on in Welsh rugby on and off the field, from the end of season tour to the Six Nations all-dayers. Second impression; first published in February 2007.Read more
£3.80The A-Z of Welsh Rugby
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The Downing Street Guide to Party Etiquette: The funniest political satire of the year!
Partygate? More like party GREAT!
While the UK locked down to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Boris Johnson’s Number Ten played host to a series of boozy shindigs. Now, for the first time, you can learn to get wasted like they do in Whitehall. The Downing Street Party Guide will take you through every stage of a successful, pandemic-defying bash, from drafting invitations to answering awkward questions later.
Contents include:
· Decor tips to avoid a ‘John Lewis nightmare’.
· The perfect playlist to start a Cabinet conga line.
· How to handle the subsequent police investigation.WHAT HAPPENS IN DOWNING STREET STAYS IN DOWNING STREET…UNTIL SOMEONE LEAKS IT.
‘Verity Bigg-Knight has written a . . . book.’ – Ipswich Pedant
‘It is truly amazing that this was published.’ – Bullfighting Weekly
‘Darling, I don’t have time to read this. Just let me know how much you need for next month.’ – Sir Adrian Bigg-KnightRead more
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The first Health and Safety ‘Loo’ book (possibly)
This isn’t a book in the accepted sense. It’s a collection of fictitious, humorous letters that might have been written by (or in some cases to) the appropriate local Health and Safety executives in bygone days. There are 60 letters in all, concerning a variety of actual or imaginary events. Where actual, each has been researched as far as possible to achieve a degree of authenticity.Read more
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The Funniest Quotes Book: 1001 of the Best Humourous Quotations
The Best Funny Quotes Collection – A Perfect Gift
This is a collection of the funniest quotes from numerous sources and arranged by themes.
- Makes the perfect gift for both men and women. Give a little laughter.
- A book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time.
- Pep up a speech with a humorous quotation
- Wisdom, amusement and a laugh at life’s quirks
Tags: Humourous quotes, humorous quotes, funny quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, quotes book, quotes and sayings, quotation, best quotes, good quotes, intelligent quotes, wisdom quotes
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The Little Book of Cricket Excuses: Mastering the Art of Blaming Everything But Yourself (The Little Book of Excuses)
Are you tired of taking responsibility for your less-than-stellar Cricket shots? Do you find yourself searching for the perfect excuse to deflect blame and keep your spirits high on the field? Look no further than “The Little Book of Cricket Excuses” the ultimate guide to absolving yourself of any guilt and mastering the art of dodging responsibility with style.
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Excuses Galore: Delve into a collection of over 101 excuses that will have your teammates bemused. From blaming rogue gusts of wind, overconfidence, a lack of adaptability to different pitch types, or a lack of mental commitment to the shot, this book covers every plausible (and implausible) reason for those not-so-perfect shots.
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A Touch of Reality: While it’s all in good fun, “The Little Book of Cricket Excuses” has a large dose of reality. You’ll relate to the reasons, all while embracing the shared experiences that makes Cricket so enjoyable.
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Perfect Gift for Cricketers: Whether you’re searching for a birthday present, a stocking filler, or a little something to brighten someone’s day, this book is a first-class gift idea for Cricket enthusiasts of all skill levels. It’s a unique addition to any Cricketer’s collection.
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Universal Appeal: Regardless of age or gender, “The Little Book of Cricket Excuses” resonates with Cricketers worldwide. It’s a lighthearted reminder that the game is meant to be enjoyed, even when the shots don’t go as planned.
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Portable and Pocket-Sized: Designed to be carried in your Cricket bag or pocket, this compact book is your handy companion on the Cricket Field. Whip it out during lunch or tea to share with your teammates or enjoy a funny moment after the game.
- Memorable and Entertaining: Filled with excuses it’s perfect for flipping through during a rainy day or over a post-game drink with friends.
- Bonus Content: Additional content including Cricket facts and stats providing additional material for excuses!
“The Little Book of Cricket Excuses” is your ticket to absolving yourself of any guilt and mastering the art of dodging responsibility on the field. Embrace the art of blaming everything but yourself and enjoy the lighter side of Cricket. So, grab your copy today and get ready to excuse your way through the ups and downs of the game!
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The Mad World of Sign Language: Adventures in Unfortunate English from the Readers of The Telegraph (Telegraph Books)
If you have ever been asked to ‘not keep your legs’, offered a ‘villain roast bighead’ for lunch, or even thought of visiting Buckshutem Wildlife Reserve, you will know that the English language is truly in a parlous condition.
The Mad World of Sign Language is a compendium of the most inappropriate, confusing, poorly translated and downright bizarre signs from every corner of the globe, as spotted by the readers of the Telegraph whilst on their travels. It seems that few things amuse and appal this eagle-eyed tribe as much as the abuse, misuse, mistranslation and utter mangling of the English language. Here we present an entertaining round-the-world tour of their most egregious and amusing sightings, as collected by the weekly feature Sign Language.
The ailing art of signwriting offers a timely warning about the imperilled state of modern English, both here and abroad. What more efficient and hilarious way to make the point?
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The Most Awesome Bastard In The Royal Marines: Notebook
In the best tradition of Royal Marine banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British Royal Marine exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British Royal Marine resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Royal Marine Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
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The Oldest Bastard In The Royal Signals: Notebook
In the best tradition of British army banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British army exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British squaddie’s resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Army Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book: 501 Hilarious Puns, Funny One Liners and Clean Cheesy Dad Jokes for Kids (Gifts for Dad)
Snag this easy gift for your favorite guy!
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page.
- Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners
- Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages
- Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020
Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
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The Ultimate Joke Book for Teachers: 300+ Funny Gags & Puns for Educators
Do you feel like a break after a grueling day or a good laugh after a straining first period at school? Then you’re going to love the Ultimate Joke Book for Teachers featuring 300+ hilarious jokes for Teachers & Educators in a practical format. This book also makes for perfect gift for colleagues and friends and will sure be an instant success in your school breakroom.
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The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously
*THE PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT*‘Puerile, reprehensible and very, very funny’ Adam Kay
‘I love Fesshole. Every single one is a masterclass in storytelling’ Jay Rayner
‘Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like’ David Schneider
‘The wild, the wonderful, the frankly unbelievable and the downright disgusting. Under the anonymity of the internet people confess their most embarrassing secrets and it might not be good for their souls, but it’s great for the readers!’ Richard K Herring
It’s confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you’d never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release.
And where better to let it all out (/laugh at someone else’s misfortune) than on the internet.
Fesshole is a Twitter account (@fesshole) which allows people to anonymously confess their innermost thoughts, deepest, darkest secrets, and their most outrageously funny faux pas – but will the online world absolve you of your sins?
This book contains the greatest confessions to date, and a whole heap of new ones.
After all, if you can’t confide in strangers on the internet, who can you tell?
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The Witchcraft for Wayward Girls
Look out for the Brand New folk horror from New York Times bestselling author of How to Sell a Haunted House and The Final Girl Support Group. Coming Out Summer 2024.Read more
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The World’s Stupidest Signs (The World’s Stupidest series)
This collection of the world’s stupidest signs includes classic signs from every location and for every occassion. On a cruise ship, a sign warns “Please do not lean on the widow” and in a hotel, A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers In a London department store you will find the “Bargain basement upstairs” and in a laundromat people are asked to “Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out”Read more
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