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Lawyer Jokes
Do you feel like a break after a grueling day in court or a good laugh after a straining meeting with a difficult client? Then you’re going to love this joke book featuring 200+ hilarious jokes in a practical format. This book also makes for perfect gift for colleagues and friends and will sure be an instant success in the break room.
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Wedding Coordinator Gifts: Appreciation Journal Gift for Wedding Coordinator to Write in. Wedding Coordinator graduation and Retirement Gifts.
Are You Looking For A Perfect Gift for your mom, dad, daughter, son, Aunt, Uncle, Grandma, Grandpa, friends, neighbors and coworkers?Then This Notebook is the perfect one! Perfect Christmas gift to your mom, dad, daughter, son, Aunt And co-worker! joke gift for your friend to appreciate his/her presence in your life. Appreciation Journal Gift to Write in. Ideal for graduation and Retirement Gifts.
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- 120 Pages
- 6″ x 9″ inches
- Matte-finish cover
- White paper
- Lined notebook
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Every Truth I’ve Ever Told: A Boris Johnson blank novelty book (Purely Parodies)
Never before compiled into one document, ‘Every Truth I’ve Ever Told’ comprehensively records all of the truths told by Ex-Prime Minister of The United Kingdom, Boris Johnson.
It’s completely blank!
Use it as a coaster, fly swat, or to whack any Tory voters who happen to be nearby. Or just use it as a notebook.
Wiffle.
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I Work with Absolute Legends: Funny Gag Gift Notebook Journal For Co-workers, Friends and Family | Sarcastic Notebook For Work | Thank You Gift Idea for Men and Women
Are you looking for a funny gift for a coworker or boss?
This is the perfect secret santa, gag gift, christmas, holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment.
A Thank you gift for a year of dedication. A simple and fun notebook. Great for note taking, note lists, brainstorming, and journaling or gift giving.
Book Features :
- 6″ x 9”, 120 page – White Paper
- Paperback Journal Softcover
- High-Quality Paper
- Great Gift Idea for Coworkers, Friends, and Family.
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Things I’ll Forget If I Don’t Write Them Down Immediately.: Blank Lined Coworker Notebook & Journal | Funny Gifts for Coworker Office Boss Team Work | … for Office Workers |…
Looking for a funny gift for a coworker, team work, or boss?This handy 6″ by 9″ lined journal will be the perfect office gift, and the perfect appreciation gift for employees and any office environment.
Great for Christmas Gifts for Your Staff Members
Perfect for Company Meetings or to Take Notes
Great Alternative to a Card
Sturdy cover and high quality paper is great for ink, marker, or gel pens or pencils of any type.Details:
- 6×9 inch
- Blank lined
- 102 Pages
- Professional and Trendy designed cover
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The first Health and Safety ‘Loo’ book (possibly)
This isn’t a book in the accepted sense. It’s a collection of fictitious, humorous letters that might have been written by (or in some cases to) the appropriate local Health and Safety executives in bygone days. There are 60 letters in all, concerning a variety of actual or imaginary events. Where actual, each has been researched as far as possible to achieve a degree of authenticity.Read more
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50,000 ???????????????? Pics, Fifty Thousand Pictures Of ????????????????????: Blank Lined Journal Notebook, Funny Naughty Gag Gifts Ideas, Gift For Men & Women, Adult
Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men and women?
This is NOT a picture book, but it’s a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they’ll see beautiful women, but it’s really a lined interior.
Features:
Size: 6” x 9”
Wide-ruled
110 pages
Quality white paper
Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils
Made in USA
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Teaching Assistant Only Because Multitasking Ninja Isn’t An Official Job Title: Notebook with a funny saying for Teaching Assistant/ Gift idea
Whether you’re a student, a professional, or someone who loves Writing, this 120-page notebook is a perfect choice. With its lined pages and a black cover featuring a funny quote, this notebook is a great tool for jotting down ideas, taking notes, or doodling to your heart’s content. Measuring 6″x9″ (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm), it is compact and portable, making it easy to carry with you wherever you go.Features:
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6×9 inch (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm)
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120 Pages
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Nothing Surprises Me Anymore, I’m a Health and Safety Manager: Notebook with a funny saying/personal use/Health and Safety Manager Gift idea
Whether you’re a professional or someone who loves Writing, this 120-page notebook is a perfect choice. With its lined pages and a black cover featuring a funny quote, this notebook is a great tool for jotting down ideas, taking notes, or doodling to your heart’s content. Measuring 6″x9″ (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm), it is compact and portable, making it easy to carry with you wherever you go.Features:
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6×9 inch (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm)
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120 Pages
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I’m A Health And Safety Manager I Solve Problems You Don’t Know You Have In Ways You Can’t Understand: Notebook with a funny saying/Health And Safety Manager Gift idea
Whether you’re a professional or someone who loves Writing, this 120-page notebook is a perfect choice. With its lined pages and a black cover featuring a funny quote, this notebook is a great tool for jotting down ideas, taking notes, or doodling to your heart’s content. Measuring 6″x9″ (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm), it is compact and portable, making it easy to carry with you wherever you go.Features:
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6×9 inch (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm)
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120 Pages
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The Funniest Quotes Book: 1001 of the Best Humourous Quotations
The Best Funny Quotes Collection – A Perfect Gift
This is a collection of the funniest quotes from numerous sources and arranged by themes.
- Makes the perfect gift for both men and women. Give a little laughter.
- A book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time.
- Pep up a speech with a humorous quotation
- Wisdom, amusement and a laugh at life’s quirks
Tags: Humourous quotes, humorous quotes, funny quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, quotes book, quotes and sayings, quotation, best quotes, good quotes, intelligent quotes, wisdom quotes
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Small Willys Matter: Rude Gifts for Men Adults Funny Novelty Prank Gifts for Men Blank Notepad Journal
**Caution Adult Humour Inside**
Funnier than a Birthday or Valentines Card
109 Blank Lined Page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it’s a real book.
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? Dive into our treasure trove of “Insulting Gifts” that’ll leave your recipient laughing and questioning your friendship
A Hilarious Journal for Dudes with a Sense of Humour
Perfect for:
Friends
Boyfriend
Husband
Dad
Brother
Workmates
Son in law
Birthdays
Secret Santa
ValentinesPlease note this is NOT a storybook
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I’m In Charge Of Social Media I’m Kind Of A Big Deal: Funny Social Media Manager Buyer Journal Notebook Gift Blank Lined Paper Book
This Funny Blank Lined Journal is a Perfect Gift for You Co-Worker, Boss, Employer, Husband or Wife! A Fun Present For Appreciation Day, Job Promotion, Birthday, Office Gift Exchange, Stocking Stuffer or Just Because.
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Best Sign Language Specialist Ever: Funny White Elephant Gag Gifts For Coworkers Going Away, Birthday, Retirees, Friends & Family | Secret Santa Gift … For Coworkers | Really…
Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea!
Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member!
This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays.
This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh!
- 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets)
- It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book
- 6” x 9” Paperback notebook, soft matte cover
- Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils
Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!
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Things I Really Want to Say in Meetings But Can’t: Funny Ruled Work Notebook Journal | Secret Santa and White Elephant Gift Idea | Sarcastic CoWorker Notepad (Red Cover)
This simple wide ruled notebook is the perfect secret santa, white elephant gift idea for christmas this year. Also makes an ideal gift for your favorite coworker at the office! We have designed many other notebooks with hilariously sarcastic quotes on the cover.This Notebook Features:
- Perfect binding
- Soft matter cover
- Crisp white pages
- Wide ruled sheets
- Perfect portable size
- 100 pages (50 sheets)
- Premium 90 gsm acid-free paper
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I’m a ACTOR What’s Your Super Power?: Funny Actor Gift: Blank lined journal that makes a perfect Actor’s Appreciation Gift Notebook | 6 x 9, Soft Cover, Matte Finish.
Here is a perfect journal for Actors as they are proud of their job and they’re 100% sane!
If you are looking for the a gift to offer to Actors, YOU HAVE FOUND IT.
Our wonderful multi-purpose journal made especially for Actors , can be used as a Notebook, Diary even a Planner.
Along with the beautiful cover design, it includes of course :- Dimensions:6 x 9 inches in size
- Binding:Professional trade paperback binding.
- Interior: 110 white background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.
Makes an amazing and affordable gift for any occasion.
You can always check out our Notebooks and Journals using the Author name above !
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My notebook of shit to do and things to fucking remember.: Funny, sarcastic, rude, humor, gag composition notebook
Funny dark humoristic notebook for adults, the perfect sarcastic rude gift idea for him or her. A great alternative for a greeting card.
Useful matte black composition notebook with lined pages printed on white paper.- 6″ x 9″ (15.2 x 22.8 cm)
- 120 pages
- Lined
- Matte cover
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I’m a Health And Safety Manager I Solve Problems You Don’t Know You Have In Ways You Can’t Understand: Notebook with a funny saying/Health And Safety Manager Gift idea
Whether you’re a student, a professional, or someone who loves Writing, this 120-page notebook is a perfect choice. With its lined pages and a black cover featuring a funny quote, this notebook is a great tool for jotting down ideas, taking notes, or doodling to your heart’s content. Measuring 6″x9″ (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm), it is compact and portable, making it easy to carry with you wherever you go.Features:
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6×9 inch (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm)
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120 Pages
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If It’s Not Documented It Didn’t Happen : Funny Sarcastic and Witty Work Notebook for The Office: Blank Lined Notebooks with Funny Sayings on Cover, … Staff & Employees,…
Looking for a funny and unique employee appreciation gift?
Look no further than this “If It’s Not Documented It Didn’t Happen” ,A notebook for employees a great appreciation gift from a supervisor or boss to a work team.
This hilarious notebook features a funny and clever design that is sure to put a smile on any employee’s face.
The perfect way to show your appreciation for a job well done, this notebook makes a great gift for any occasion.
Whether it’s for an employee of the month, a holiday bonus, or simply to say thanks, this notebook is sure to be appreciated. So what are you waiting for?
Show your employees how much you appreciate them with this funny and unique gift todayFeatures & Benefits:
◆ A thoughtful gift for someone special
◆ Dimensions: 6″ x 9″. Easily Portable
◆120 lined pages to capture thoughts and feelings
◆ Beautiful and trendy cover design in an elegant glossy finish
♥ Super-cute way to tell the people in your life how much they mean to youOrder Now and Make Some Faces Smile
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How To Solve 95% Of All I.T Problems!
How to solve 95% of all IT problems? This is a novelty gift book/ notebook which makes an ideal presents to your IT colleagues, family and friends. Each page contains text at the top of the page which reads- Turn it off and then back on again! The remainder of the page is blank for you to make your own notes.Read more
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How to Keep Your Pssy Crab Free: Rude Funny Joke Gag Secret Santa Gifts Funny Journals for Women Her
**Adult Humour Inside**More Meaningful Than a Traditional Birthday or Valentines Card
109-page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it’s a real book.
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? This is it.
Personalized Keepsake: Unlike cards, a journal allows for personal messages, inside jokes, and memories, creating a cherished keepsake
Ideal for: Birthdays, Secret Santa/Stocking Fillers, Office Gifts, Sister Gifts, Gifts for Bestie
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The World’s Stupidest Signs (The World’s Stupidest series)
This collection of the world’s stupidest signs includes classic signs from every location and for every occassion. On a cruise ship, a sign warns “Please do not lean on the widow” and in a hotel, A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers In a London department store you will find the “Bargain basement upstairs” and in a laundromat people are asked to “Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out”Read more
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Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2: Funny Bathroom Activity Book for Adults & Teens.
Need a wonderful way to spend those moments on the toilet? Find silly activities that will amaze and amuse as you handle your business.
Don’t want to be idle when you sit on the porcelain throne? Are you looking for fun stuff to occupy your mind while your bum is busy? Do you like to make the most of me-time in the mornings? Bestselling creator Alex Smart has done it again. Now they’re here to share more hours of entertainment that will challenge you with trivia and tickle your fancy pants.
Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2 is a great gag gift for any season or a fabulous treat to indulge yourself. Filled with fart jokes, mazes, and word games, this collection of humorous play is guaranteed to deliver endless delight. And as you work on the puzzles, your everyday urgent needs will plop out with a pleasing punchline.
In Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2, you’ll discover:
- A family-friendly present perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, or random favors
- Bodacious bathroom quizzes and rules that will give you a giggle
- Sudoku, riddles, and word-finders to help tease and tantalize your brain
- Diverting ways to push back boredom while you drop a deuce
- Coloring pages, Finish the Doodles, and much, much more!
Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2 is the only way to titter on the toilet. If you like chain-yanking comedy, laughing out loud, and butt-cheeky fun, then you’ll love Alex Smart’s water-closet cackles.
★ Buy this as a gag gift for your husband, as a present for your ‘hard to buy for’ brother or to raise a laugh from a teenage boy★
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Vintage Flaps: Funny Joke Birthday Gifts for Men Rude Secret Santa Valentines Notebooks for Adults A5 (Saucy Notepads)
Funnier than a Birthday or Valentines Card109-page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it’s a real book.
*Caution* Adult Humour inside
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? This is it.
Personalized Keepsake: Unlike cards, a journal allows for personal messages, inside jokes, and memories, creating a cherished keepsake
2024 Calendar printed inside book
Ideal for: Men or Women, Birthdays, Secret Santa/Stocking Fillers, Office Gifts, and Joke Gifts for Bestie
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Things I Need To Get Done But Probably Won’t: Funny Notebook Gift – Lined Journal 6×9 inches – Funny Gifts For Co-workers, Friends and Family
Funny Notebook Journal
120 pages – 6 x 9 inches
Blank lined pages front and back.
High quality cover with white pages.
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Crap I’ll Forget Unless I Write It Down: Funny Gift for Boss Manager Coworker , Colleagues, Bosses, Boss Day Gifts, Best Team Ever Women, Men, … Funny Office Humor | 6×9 Lined…
Crap I’ll Forget Unless I Write It Down: this is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts
You will not be able to find a journal like this in other stores!Other Features of This Notebook Include:
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100 Pages-6×9 Inches ( Great Size)
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Lined Notebook (lined Front and Back)
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Made with Love in The USA
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White Paper
Perfect Size to Carry Anywhere for Writing, and Note-Taking
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Santa’s Favorite Actor: Funny Christmas Journal Notebook | Xmas Gag Gift For Actor
GIFT IDEAS | NOTE TAKING | ORGANIZATION
Do you know a Actor who needs a notebook?
Then this is the perfect blank journal notebook to gift them for Christmas. Can be used to write down ideas, tasks, chores, to-do lists, responsibilities or just to doodle for fun!
Features:
- Perfectly sized at 6″ x 9″
- 120 Pages
- Softcover Bookbinding
- Paperback
- Premium Matte Cover
Makes an excellent Secret Santa gift and is sure to make them smile!
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I’m From Elf & Safety I’m Here To Inspect Your Baubles: Funny Health and safety related Christmas wide ruled notebook
FUNNY HEALTH & SAFETY CHRISTMAS NOTEBOOK
This notebook is great for a Christmas gift.
Just a little H&S Inspector humor to brighten up the festive season in the office
- Paperback
- 111 pages
- white paper
- paperback
- 6 inches x 9 inches
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My Little Book of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember: Funny Password Tracker Journal to Organize your Passwords
My Little Book of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Password Tracker
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How to Poo at Work: The golden rules of relieving yourself in the workplace
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin… This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems.
What to do if: you are ‘ill’; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn’t work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams.
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Why are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered
Author Allen F. Mahon takes a break from his serious writing to delve into some of the changes men deal with as they enter and navigate through their elder years. His whit and humor is as sharp as some of the subjects he attempts to explain. Mr. Mahon’s take on the changes he is going through, as he moves through his sixties, is unique and a bit off beat. The title of this book should tip you off as to his approach to life. As he says in this book, “We just need to deal with all that aging throws at us with dignity, grace and a good sense of humor.” If you are looking for a little laughter in your life, this is the book for you.Read more
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It’s Ok If You Don’t Like ZUMBA, It’s …Daily Monthly Work Day Organizer, To Do List, Project Notes: Funny Journal Notebook for ZUMBA lovers, … and Perfect for Women, men,…
The Office Organizer is to-do list notepad for tracking daily activities, events and errands. Helps you track and remember all your daily goals . 6″x9″ with a variety of layouts with plenty of space to your schedule and Inner is design with multi notepad. To do, List and Note. You will actually look forward to scheduling your day. . The perfect gift for people who need to organize themselves on a daily, weekly or monthly basis and especially for people who like to journal. Anyone can use this to get to grips with what they want to accomplish. This planner journal makes organizing your life a whole lot easier, order yours today.
MULTIPURPOSE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK:
Our journal notebook is perfect for expressing your feelings. Also good for a daily dairy and it is the best choice for office, home, school, or business. A stylish item to share with your friends and family, a surprise for festivals or holidays, and a dedication to culture. Great Birthday gift, Halloween gift, Christmas gift, back to college gift for yourself, family and friends. Excellent for traveling, writing workshop, meeting, memory making and imagining and so on.
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Drown Town: A Dog Walking Detectives Mystery – Book One (The Dog Walking Detectives Mysteries 1)
Once upon a time in the 55+ community of Diamond Glen…Excitement has reached an all time high as the residents prepare to celebrate. Summer Splash, the annual event of the season. That’s right, it’s time to lather up your sunblock and put on your ill-fitting Hawaiian shirt as this year’s party plans include vegan BBQ, a questionable clown, and a most unexpected surprise: A dead body floating in the community pool. Perhaps it’s time to consider an alternate location for the festivities?
Samantha ‘Sam’ Whitmore is no stranger to a good mystery. She’s a best selling author, specializing in this very genre. But her world is based in fiction and what’s happened here in her own backyard has just put the true in true crime. Against her ex-husband, and dog walking partner, Mac’s advice, this author turned neighborhood detective dives in deep to try to unravel this shocking whodunnit.
But wait, is this even a whodunnit? The victim, if he even is a victim, was every resident’s dog- hating neighbor Sandy Crowley. According to police, there are no signs of foul play. He simply went for a swim and drowned after hours. It’s the ‘after hours’ part that’s given Sam pause. Sandy Crowley always obeyed the rules of the Home Owners Association. Would he ever have gone swimming after hours? Sam doesn’t think so. And when she adds in the missing doll, sprig of bougainvillea, and the vanishing maid, this mystery writer quickly finds herself drowning in both clues and suspects.
You see, good reader, everyone here in Diamond Glen shares one thing in common: They all have a secret to hide. Including our very own favorite dog walking detectives, Sam and Mac. In fact, their’s may be the best kept secret of all. How do I know all this?, you ask. Well, that’s simple: I watch over them. After all, I’m their dog. Well, I once was their dog. Now just think of me as a kind of guardian angel. Literally.
My name is Hueby…
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Don’t Fuck With A Grumpy Old Royal Regiment Of Fusiliers Veteran: Notebook
In the best tradition of British army banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up (If You can’t take a joke you shouldn’t have joined), much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British army exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British squaddie’s resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Army Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour
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The Oldest Bastard In The Royal Signals: Notebook
In the best tradition of British army banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British army exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British squaddie’s resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Army Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour
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The Most Awesome Bastard In The Royal Marines: Notebook
In the best tradition of Royal Marine banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British Royal Marine exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British Royal Marine resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Royal Marine Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
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Don’t Fuck With A Grumpy Old Royal Marines Veteran: Notebook
In the best tradition of Royal Marine banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British Royal Marine exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British Royal Marine resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Royal Marine Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour
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How to Groom your Hairy Flaps: Funny Joke Gifts for Women Birthday
More Meaningful Than a Traditional Birthday Card109 Page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it is a real book
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? This is it
Personalized Keepsake: Unlike cards, a journal allows for personal messages, inside jokes, and memories, creating a cherished keepsake
A must-have gag gift for all Women who appreciate a bit of humour in their lives.
Ideal for: Birthdays, Bestie Gifts, Secret Santa, Office Gifts, Stocking Fillers, Mum Gifts, Gifts for Sister
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How to Be Confident With a Small Willy: Funny Adult Humor Notebook – Rude Gag Gift Designed to Embarrass Friends, Family, and Co-workers | Blush-Inducing Banter
Unwrapping Confidence This Christmas: “How to Be Confident with a Small Willy”
Warning: Contains High Doses of Adult Humour!
The office Christmas party is in full swing, the Secret Santa pile is dwindling, and it’s your turn to play Santa for your best mate at work. Amidst the clinking of glasses and the bad sweater contest, you pass on a gift that’s deceptively ordinary-looking. The crowd leans in, egged on by curiosity and the spiked eggnog.
With a mix of eagerness and the innocence of an office angel, your mate tears into the paper, revealing the bold title: “How to Be Confident with a Small Willy.” The reaction is instantaneous – the room is rocked by a tidal wave of laughter, cheeks redden, and the office is split between high-fives and near-chocking on festive treats.
???? Is this the crowning glory of Secret Santa gifts? Judging by the encore of laughter, you’ve won the holiday season!
While it looks like a manual for the modestly endowed, this 109-page lined notebook is really a treasure trove of blank space eager for notes, thoughts, dreams, or for a hit list with your name cemented at the top!
Perfect for:
Work Buddies, Desk Mates, Team Leaders, and the Whole Office Crew – this notebook will not only add some spunk to mundane work days but will also cement your status as the office comedian.Ditch the safe and boring gifts and opt for a dose of glee with “How to Be Confident with a Small Willy.” It’s the perfect blend of mischief and merriment for this year’s office Secret Santa.
Don’t miss our other hilarious hits:
- “69 Ways to Hide Your Massive Flaps” – Beef curtain concealment tactics.
- “You Are More Than Your Micro Penis” – Living life one inch at a time.
- “How to Stop Falling into Dicksand” – The art of avoiding f*ckboys
- “100 Ways to Soothe Your Minge Rash” – Rash Management for tormented minges.
- “Dating With Genital Warts” – Minor bumps on the express lane to love.
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Living The Dream: Funny Adult Notebook (6″x9″ book with 120 pages of lined paper) Great for the office, home or as a gift
Living The Dream. Fantastic little 6″x9″ funny notebook and journal for adults and children, that will be a great gift for all of your friends, family and colleagues. After all there is nothing wrong with cheeky banter, humour, sarcasm and fun with anyone you know. In your office, at home, at the gym, at work….the notebook is versatile. Perfect for the professional and unprofessional alike.Sized to perfection at 6″x9″, with a wonderfully adequate 120 lined pages. Any more would be greedy, and any less would be just silly. Almost Perfect In Every Way!
Wonderful notebook that would be perfect as gift for birthdays, fathers day, mothers day, secret santa, or any other occasion. Perfect for co-workers, managers, your boss, dad, mum, girls, boys, men and women…frankly everyone.
Perfect for feeling superior to your family, sports team, work colleagues and co-workers, winding up your friends, annoying your boss and if you really are bored you could always use it to keep notes in.Let’s be honest, this is what we want to say to most of the ideas, strategies, plans, actions or lists that people come up. So say it loud, wave the book at them and shout Living The Dream! Or doodle in it, write a poem, create your dream, write your resignation letter in it or simply rip out the pages and thrown them at your friends. Endless possibilities.
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