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In 1956, a physicist named John Kelly working at Bell Labs published a
paper titled A New Interpretation of Information Rate. In the paper
he draws an analogy between the outcomes of a gambling game and the
transmission of symbols over a communications channel. For a positive
expectation game, Kelly showed that a betting system based on a fixed
fraction of the bankroll can make the bankroll grow at an exponential
rate in the long run. The exponential growth rate in this case is
directly analogous to the rate of information transmission through a
communications channel.

This book examines the Kelly system in detail. Applications of the
Kelly system in both gambling and investing are considered. Python
code for calculating the Kelly fractions for both a single stock
investment and an investment in two stocks simultaneously is
included.

Included is an introductory review chapter on the probability theory
needed to analyze gambling systems in general. There is also a chapter
on some of the more commonly used gambling systems such as the
Martingale system.

This book will be useful for anyone interested in a good mathematical
introduction to gambling systems in general, and the Kelly system in
particular.

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A research-based guide to controlling the destructive urge to gamble

From Howard Shaffer, PhD, a noted expert on gambling addiction, and Harvard Health Publications comes Change Your Gambling, Change your Life, a landmark new book which explains how gambling problems are related to other underlying issues: such as anxiety, mood fluctuation, difficulty with impulse control, and substance abuse problems. Dr. Shaffer offers a series of self-tests to help evaluate the degree of gambling problem and analyze the psychological and social context of the behavior, with specific strategies and approaches for ending the problems with simple tools that anyone can do.

• Explains why many people have a problem controlling their urge to gamble and how that can be corrected
• Includes a toolbox of resources for anyone who wants to stop the vicious cycle of gambling
• Offers advice for avoiding slips and preventing backslides and how to deal with the consequences

With candor and expert advice, Change Your Gambling, Change Your Life provides proven techniques for controlling the urge to gamble.

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Wanna start your monster roll? Well, you gotta start somewhere.

This book is no get rich scheme but unvarnished truth of the game of Craps.

This ancient game, to some degree, that been around since cavemen were tossing bones around and gamblers were betting on gladiators.

This is a guidebook to teach you the basics of the laborious history of the game.

It breaks down the history in a simple easily detectable form. Then, all the way to modern when a man known as The Dominator used something Dice Motion to get a leg up on casinos.

Also covered in this short book is the basics of the game and advanced tips on how to control dice—to some degree—as you throw them.

Want to win big! Let’s get started

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Perfectly constructed adverts draw people in with dreams of riches in a world already full of temptation. Gambling (know the score) looks at both sides of the gambling world in an easy-to-understand format. The book explores all avenues of gambling, including the surprising downside of winning.

Rather than simply arguing against gambling, it covers the case both for and against to give the reader the information to make an informed choice.

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I will teach you how to win more bets, but first a story…

I was hungover. I had spent the previous night in an Italian bar trying to convince naïve girls that I was Jason Sehorn of the New York Giants. This was my move. It wasn’t particularly effective, but it was the best I had…

The next morning I found myself on a train going from Bologna to Rome. I was young, and this would be my first visit to the ancient city.

As luck would have it, I was seated next to Evelyn O’Reilly. Evelyn was a stunning foreign exchange student from Dublin, and we hit if off.

We hit if off so well that when she got to her stop in Florence she invited me to join her for the weekend. In a moment of sheer madness, I politely declined.

I had the next few hours to contemplate what had just happened, and I became paralyzed by my own stupidity. What the hell was wrong with me? I had an amazing opportunity, but I was too damn dumb to realize it. This exquisite creature exited my life forever, only to revisit every now and again as a memory…

This same scenario plays out EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND of the football season.

Beautiful opportunities are out there, but most bettors can’t see them. They aren’t trained on what to look for, and when they finally do discover a gem, they are too scared to act.

Taking advantage of situational opportunities is what separates the sharps from the stiffs.

“Good Teams Win, Great Teams Cover” is a collection of betting advice that WILL make you a sharper sports bettor.

My strategy of situational betting in college and pro football is a time-tested method for beating the sportsbook. I highlight over twenty situational opportunities where the bettor will gain an advantage over the house.

Included are detailed examples from past football seasons which will allow the reader to gain a firm understanding of the concepts that can make your betting very profitable.

I also mix in candid and embarrassing personal stories that makes this a highly entertaining read while providing valuable insight that will educate all levels of degenerate gamblers.

If you are sick of praying for backdoor covers, if countless bad beats have made your betting life miserable, if you are reloading your gambling account way too often – then this book is for you.

About the Author:

Pat Hagerty is the luckiest SOB out there. He gambles the way he lives life, and he tries to get a little better every day. This has led to abundant success in his personal, professional and his gambling life.

Besides being a degenerate gambler, Pat is the host of Club Shaw’s Draft Party. He has written three other books on a subject you don’t care about. He shot 67 at Red’s, and leads his beer hockey league in penalty minutes.

You can check out his weekly picks at fishyfive.com. You can also follow him on Facebook @FishyFive and Twitter @fishy_five.

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Attention! Are you tired of feeling clueless at the craps table?

Discover the Secrets to Mastering Craps with “How to Play Craps – A Beginners Guide to Basic Strategy, Bank Roll, and Gambling at the Casino.”

In this comprehensive guide, we’ll demystify the world of craps, taking you from a hesitant beginner to a confident player at the casino. No more feeling lost among the clichés and jargon – we break down the game into clear, concise language, making it easy to understand for anyone.

Imagine walking up to a craps table with a grin, armed with the knowledge of how to play strategically and manage your bankroll like a pro. Picture the thrill of throwing the dice and knowing you’re making informed bets. This book will unlock the secrets of the game and equip you with the tools to take control of your craps experience.

Here’s what you’ll gain from “How to Play Craps”:

1. Basic Strategy: We start from the ground up, explaining the rules and the etymology of the game, ensuring you have a solid foundation.

2. Bankroll Management: Learn how to protect your finances and play responsibly, keeping you in the game for longer and reducing risks.

3. Confidence at the Casino: Say goodbye to feeling out of place. With our guidance, you’ll blend in seamlessly with other players and exude confidence at the table.

4. Avoiding Common Pitfalls: We’ll guide you through the clichés and traps that often ensnare beginners, saving you time and money.

5. Having Fun with Control: Craps is a game of chance, but we’ll show you how to maximize your odds, giving you a sense of control over your fate.

With “How to Play Craps – A Beginners Guide to Basic Strategy, Bank Roll, and Gambling at the Casino,” you’ll not only learn how to play the game, but you’ll also uncover the excitement and enjoyment that can be had at the craps table.

The Time to Roll is Now! Grab your copy of “How to Play Craps” and embark on your journey to becoming a savvy craps player. Don’t let confusion and uncertainty hold you back any longer – take the leap into the world of craps and elevate your casino experience to new heights!

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There are many books advising how to stop gambling on Amazon today, however this not another book written by a professor in the subject of addiction and the brain. Instead this book has been written by a compulsive gambler who shares with you how he sought help with his gambling addiction. This book will provide you the immediate help you need by going through strategies to curb your gambling addiction on your journey to recovery.

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WARNING: You Will Discover How To Win At Casino Roulette With This Shocking New Book!

Find out how to win at casino roulette the next time you play! This book shares casino gambling systems and information on winning roulette systems! A diamond chest full of gambling tips and casino strategies has been stuffed inside this guide. Now you can explode your odds of winning and minimize the casino’s edge against you! Have more fun and win more money than you usually do starting today!

Inside this guide, you will learn casino industry secrets and methods to maximize your winning at roulette chances! Winning roulette strategies are revealed and you will get casino gambling systems and advice that will boost your wins. If you want to take advantage of loopholes and secrets the casino does not want you to know, keep reading!

You are about to discover powerful winning roulette secrets like:

o Methods on how to win at roulette are revealed with winning tips and strategies!
o The Truth about casino gambling and the methods they use to make regular players lose!
o How to avoid major roulette mistakes and how to save your bankroll so you win avalanches of cash!
o The most common myths and mistakes people make are revealed so you lose less!
o Get winning casino roulette strategies that are guaranteed to improve your results!
o How to maximize your roulette wins at every single casino you visit for the rest of your life!
o How to maximize your chances of winning at the casino while having much more fun!
o Get the best kept secrets on how to win at casino roulette more often!
o And many more tips and strategies have been stuffed inside this roulette systems book!

Stop what you are doing and download a copy of How To Win At Casino Roulette Exposed! Get the details on how to rip apart the casinos and cash in nearly every time. If you want a university-level education on winning at roulette strategies then this is the book you need right now. Place your order right now and start winning as early as today!

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In just five years, the sports betting landscape in the US has been turned on its head. Old school bookies are on the way out, and a new wave of modern sportsbooks has taken their place. If you’re playing to win, these new sportsbooks present the perfect opportunity. So long as you know what you’re doing, that is.

In Interception, two industry veterans and authors of the best-selling The Logic Of Sports Betting get you up to speed on the newest sports betting options. From single game parlays and player props to in-game bets, Matt and Ed pull back the curtain and show you how today’s oddsmakers work their magic. And then they teach you how to beat modern sportsbooks at their own game.

Ed Miller is a best-selling (over 300,000 copies sold) author of books on poker and gambling. He writes about sports betting from his experience both betting and making odds for sportsbooks.

Matthew Davidow is a sports modeler, using proprietary methods to beat major sports betting markets for over 15 years, and co-founding two leading private sports analytics firms along the way.

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Australians lose more money gambling than any other country. But how did we get here? In his inimitable, hilarious style, sports historian Titus O’Reily charts the rise, fall and rise of sport gambling in Australia.

We’ll gamble on anything, from two flies crawling up a wall to less important things like federal elections. And thanks to the internet, phones and gambling-tax loving governments, these days Australians can indulge their love of a punt no matter what they’re doing. Aussies could be at the birth of a child or performing open-heart surgery and still put a bet on.

It wasn’t always this easy. Once, you could only gamble on sport illegally. Which, it turns out, was actually also pretty easy. But over the last thirty years gambling on sport has been legalised, first slowly and then very quickly. Now almost every ad on TV is about sport betting, and even some of the players are getting in on the wagering.

Please, Gamble Irresponsibly traces the history of gambling in Australia from horseracing in the colonial era, through the rise of SP bookies and organised crime, to the commercialisation of the industry and its impact on communities and the integrity of sport. With billions of dollars involved, what are the odds of putting the genie back in the bottle?

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About the Book
The Complete Guide to Sports Betting will show you the systems and methods that sharp sports bettors use everyday in determining which games offer the highest value and the most chance to profit. Inside you will learn how to create your own set of accurate power rankings, how to analyze betting patterns and trends, and how to evaluate early and late line movements on games among many other professional techniques. If you are serious about improving your betting IQ and gaining the necessary edge over the sportsbook this book will be an indispensable guide in showing you how to achieve that.

About the Author
Kevin Dolan has been a professional sports bettor for almost a decade and in that time has achieved a sterling reputation in the industry backed up by numerous awards. In 2015, he won the World Series of Handicapping contest in Las Vegas. He currently lives in Seoul, South Korea and can be reached via Twitter where he posts betting information daily.

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