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Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl: A memoir of anecdotes from 13,414 days of teaching (Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl Book 1)
They never taught me how to handle this during teacher training at university. I work in a world with hormonal teenagers, inappropriate proposals, the full spectrum of bodily odours and the odd indecent exposure.” Ever wondered what life is like as a teacher? Or what happens on school or college trips? Perhaps you’ve speculated on what your teacher really thought about the students? Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl answers these questions and more! Including 34 real-life stories about teaching teens in Sheffield, this book reveals exactly what happens behind those school doors. Maxine Blake, a teacher for 37 years, takes the reader on a whirlwind tour of classrooms, school trips and student shenanigans, with plenty of awkward, embarrassing and laugh-out-loud funny moments along the way. From students escaping out of windows to conversations about farting pigeons, these stories will have you clutching your sides with laughter. Captivating, moving and side-splittingly hilarious, Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl is a must-read full of insights about the life of a teacher. Welcome to life in the classroom! A collection of short stories describing teacher/student interactions interjected with comedy moments, drama and of course teenage toilet humour. Don’t Poo, is a humorous memoir, collated throughout Maxine’s years of teaching. Perfect for your coffee table , bathroom reading or a dinner party conversation starter. A great gift for those parents who ever wandered what their children get up to in and out of their classrooms whilst at school or if you want to re live your childhood shenanigans with your friends. A reminder for teachers of what they’ve been through and more importantly, what is left to come.Read more
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Dont F*CK With Narcissists : A novel by Erin Bell
Erica arrives in Belfast, not sure what to expect but excited to experience another culture as she is welcomed by her new flatmate, Gemma, with open arms.The duo take on the colourful city but have a string of bad luck when it comes to dating the locals until Erica meets the mysterious and charismatic Curtis Ward. He is perfect with his Hollywood-esque good looks and ability to make Erica feel like she is the only person in the room.
But that all changes when the handsome Irishman reveals parts of his personality tied to a sinister past. Who is Curtis Ward? And by the time Erica knows the answer, will it be too late?
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Douglas Adams’s Starship Titanic: From the minds Behind The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Monty Python
From the minds of Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) and Terry Jones (Monty Python) comes Starship Titanic, the hilarious novelization of the third-best adventure game of 1999.
Welcome on board the Starship Titanic.
The Ship that Cannot Possibly Go Wrong.At the centre of the galaxy, a vast, unknown civilization is preparing for an event of epic proportions: the launch of the greatest, most gorgeous, most technologically advanced spaceship ever built – the Starship Titanic.
An Earthling would see the ship as something really, really big, but rather less provincial onlookers would recognize it as the design of Leovinus, the galaxy’s most renowned architect. Before the launch Leovinus is having one last little look round and begins to find that things just aren’t right: poor workmanship, cybersystems out of control, robots walking into doors. How could this have happened?
The following morning, while the galaxy’s media looks on, the fabulous ship eases away from the construction dock, picks up speed, sways a little, wobbles a bit, veers wildly and, just before it can do untold damage to everything around it, appears to undergo SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure). In just ten seconds, the whole stupendous enterprise is over. And our story has just begun . . .
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Down to the Wire: The unmissable new Nick Stone thriller for 2022 from the bestselling author of Bravo Two Zero (Nick Stone, Book 21)
The explosive new thriller featuring Nick Stone.
A sinister cult
Tasked with rescuing the daughter of one of America’s richest families from the grips of a sinister cult, Nick Stone expects his latest mission to be quick and straightforward.A kidnapped woman
Travelling to the frozen depths of the Norway/Russia border, the dividing line between NATO and the Kremlin’s armed forces, it seems all he and his team need do is abduct the woman and deliver her home alive.An agent whose time is running out
But there are deadly complications – not least that Nick soon discovers himself at the heart of a chilling cyber conspiracy that threatens war with Russia and the very existence of the Western alliance . . . and that following a shocking diagnosis his body is failing him fast, and any day now he will have to ask himself the ultimate question . . .From the bestselling author of Bravo Two Zero.
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Drawing Your Pets (Drawing Amazing Animals)
Whether it’s a hamster or hermit crab, a puppy or a parrot, you’ll love learning how to draw all of these amazing pets. Easy-to-use illustrated instructions will help you create your pet’s portrait or inspire you draw other adorable pets.Read more
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Dreams of the Cottage by the Sea: A totally gripping and emotional page-turner (The Island Cottage Book 3)
‘Had me in tears by the end and I do not cry easily!!!… Absolutely unputdownable… addictive and compelling… heart-warming and heartbreaking. I LOVED it.’ Bookworm86⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐As the waves crash against the boat, Nicole wonders if the island will be as magical as she remembers… Will it offer her the new beginning she’s been searching for?
When Nicole finds herself in need of a new start, she instantly thinks of Morwen Island. She remembers the beautiful, remote place from her student days and, as she thinks of its cobbled streets and salty sea air, she wonders if this might be the place where she can begin again…
As she settles into island life, Nicole begins to feel like her old self. And when a knock on her cottage door brings handsome local Josh, who she remembers from her time on the island, she is instantly attracted to his charming smile. With their shared passion for the island’s wildlife, they spend more time together, and soon Nicole finds it hard to ignore her growing feelings. But is her fragile heart ready to embrace the possibility of love once more?
When Josh suggests they investigate the supposedly haunted old house where Nicole lived as a student, she is forced to put her feelings for him to one side. She recalls the past heartache she felt there all too well and, as she looks up at the crumbling old building, she wonders whether the locals are right. Does the house still have secrets to hide?
As she explores, Nicole learns about the women who lived there during the Second World War, a long-forgotten family secret, and a loss that will break her heart…
As Nicole pieces together what really happened during the war, she feels a stronger pull to the island than ever before. Will she be able to uncover what became of the women who lived in the old house? And, if she does, will she learn from their story, and open her heart to a new life with her one true love on Morwen Island?
An absolutely heartbreaking and unputdownable read, perfect for fans of gripping family dramas, and for those who enjoy the novels of Debbie Macomber, Fiona Valpy and Nancy Thayer.
Readers are loving Dreams of the Cottage by the Sea:
‘WOW!!!… Clear your schedules and grab the tissues as you will need them!!!… Devastatingly heartbreaking and beautiful… I was utterly glued to the pages and I could not bring myself to put it down… I had tears absolutely streaming down my face… I was completely mind-blown at the end and just when I thought I had run out of tears they started pouring out again… I LOVED it.’ Bookworm86 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Wonderful… Intriguing, heart-warming and inspiring… This book hits all the feels… An amazing story, I loved it.’ PageTurners ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Beautiful… Heart-wrenching. I was so immersed in the story I couldn’t stop reading.’ @shortbookthyme ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Brilliant. I read the book in one night as I could not put it down… A must-read. Loved it.’ Goodreads reviewer ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Beautiful… It’s a wild ride… Intense, emotional and utterly compelling. Read this one!’ Goodreads reviewer ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Wonderful… Devastating… Beautiful… An uplifting read.’ Cindy L Spear ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Wonderful… I loved everything about this book.’ Goodreads reviewer ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Drop Dead Queen: Dark Enemies to Lovers Bully Romance (Corium University Book 2)
In the darkness they lurk, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Danger is everywhere, and not even Quinton can protect me. Someone wants me dead and they’ll do anything to achieve their goal.
I’m back to being a rat scurrying through the halls of Corium and I know it won’t be long till I’m caught in a trap.
The only question is, can I save myself this time?This is a Dark Bully Romance including many TRIGGERS (For a complete list of triggers please contact the authors or follow the link in the author’s notes)
This is book TWO of a trilogy. King of Corium must be read prior to Drop Dead Queen.Read more
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Duke: Dark College Bully Romance (Bastards of Bainbridge Hall Book 3)
Nothing can come between us. We’re stronger than ever.
The longer I live at Bainbridge Hall, the more apparent it is that someone is out to get me. They know too much and are determined to use my worst fears against me. As my memories rise to the surface, they bring with them vivid reminders of what I’ve lived through.
My past is tainted with awful truths. A reality that refuses to stay buried much longer.
But one thing’s for certain, these brothers I’ve fallen for will be here for me. They won’t let me down, won’t let whoever is behind the attacks on me get away with it. I’m theirs. And they are mine.
My loyal leader. My avenging hero. And my fierce protector.
Duke.
Mason.
Bear.Even though each of us is dealing with our own demons, we’ll find a way through. Because together is the only way we’ll be strong enough to take the true bastards down once and for all.
Bainbridge Hall. Where I’ll finally unlock the nightmares in my head. Or die trying.
Duke is a 116,000+ word novel, the final book in the Bastards of Bainbridge Hall trilogy, centering around three men and one woman. MMFM
WARNING: This trilogy contains dark elements, graphic content, and situations that some readers may be particularly sensitive to. If you have triggers or are remotely unsure, please contact me. I do have a list of content warnings available on my website. Also, be aware that I don’t always know how a series will end or all the underlying secrets until they reveal themselves in the writing process.
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Dukes of Ruin (Dark College Bully Romance): Royals of Forsyth University Book 4
The crowns of Forsyth Royalty aren’t built with jewels. They’re forged in blood and sacrifice.
They say a parent should never pick favorites, but my d*ck of a father, Lionel Lucia, is no Ward Cleaver. He’s a Count—a King of Forsyth—and all he ever wanted was a daughter to marry off and a son to secure his legacy. My sister’s marriage to the leader of the Counts would keep him in control of his house. If he’d had a son, things would have been perfect.
Instead, he got me.
Too wild. Too rash. Too rebellious. I’m half as pretty as my sister, and twice as stubborn. I grew up under the brutal force of our father’s fist, but it didn’t break me. If anything, it just made me more determined to strike back. And I would have, too.
If my sister hadn’t disappeared.
I’ve spent the last year at the mercy of the Kings, caged and tormented. But the three thugs who arrive in the night, masked and vicious, decide to take me for their own.
There’s the Maniac, with his razor-sharp smile and frantic eyes, thrashing around me in a hurricane of hard touches and whispered words. By the time Remy’s done marking me, I’m not sure there’ll be anything left to call my own.
The Lurker, with his malevolent stare and bitter tongue, hates me the most. It’s easier with him, knowing that he could never want me. If being the object of Sy’s resentment is bad, then being the object of his desire just might be my undoing.
The Creep is the worst of all three. Not because he’s meaner or harsher, but because he’s neither. Two hundred pounds of inked, imposing muscle, Nick Bruin has been following me since I first became a pawn. Now, he means to make me his.
The Dukes are known for winning with their fists, but transforming Lavinia Lucia from the Kings’ captive to their unwilling Duchess will be their biggest match yet.
The saga continues in book 4 of the contemporary, dark romance, Royals of Forsyth series, where the Duke’s reign will be one of Ruin, Madness and Peril.
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Dungeon Master (Dungeon Master (Completed Series) Book 1)
What would you do if you were the most powerful dungeon deity in the world and the bindings keeping you trapped within your dungeon were broken?Would you escape? Would you acquire a party of beautiful female minions? Would you use your new minions to conquer other dungeon deities, consume their magic, and grow even more powerful? Would you take over the world?
Would you then take over the heavens and destroy the gods?
Yes, you would do all of the above.
This novel contains harem elements.
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DUTY
Growing up in the 1970s on a tough council estate in North East England, career options were limited. As a young lad, I needed focus. Three days after my 17th birthday, the Royal Marines offered me that.
After serving in the Falklands and Northern Ireland, my career took another path, which eventually led me to almost three decades serving as a firefighter.My driving force for many roles in my life has been that of duty. Throughout life’s challenges, commiserations and celebrations, I began to appreciate just how fragile life can be – and learnt the importance of physical health, a positive mindset, and unbreakable resilience.
My story, my life, my duty.
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Duty Man: A Robbie Munro Legal Thriller (Best Defence series Book 2)
#2 in the Best Defence/Robbie Munro Series ‘Do your duty and leave the rest to heaven’
Continuing the trials and tribulations of Scots defence lawyer, Robbie Munro. When local lawyer Max Abercrombie is gunned down in cold blood, the historic town of Linlithgow is shocked by its first assassination in five hundred years. Robbie, Max’s childhood friend, is appalled to find himself duty bound to act in the accused’s defence, but when his investigations reveal a link between his friend’s murder and that of a High Court judge many years before, he wonders if his client might actually be an innocent man. The more Robbie digs into the past, the closer he gets to the truth and the more the bodies pile up.Duty Man is the second in a series of smart, fast-moving, crime novels by Scottish criminal defence lawyer, William McIntyre, featuring an engagingly head-strong protagonist and exploiting the kind of authentic court-room, prison and procedural details that stem from years of first-hand experience. The action is centred around the Royal Burgh of Linlithgow in West Lothian and roams over the Larger Central Belt of Scotland.
The Best Defence/Robbie Munro Series:
- Relatively Guilty
- Duty Man
- Sharp Practice
- Killer Contract
- Crime Fiction
- Last Will
- Present Tense
- Good News Bad News
- Stitch Up
- Fixed odds
- Bad Debt
- Best Defence
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Duvet Day: The laugh out loud, feel good romantic comedy for the new year!
‘Feel-good, fast-paced and fabulous fun!’ Sunday Times bestseller Cathy Bramley
‘Full of sparkle, charm and properly laugh-out-loud moments! Alex Brown, bestselling author of A Postcard from Italy
The laugh-out-loud romcom of the year! Perfect for fans of Mhairi McFarlane, Beth O’Leary and Jasmine Guillory.
Young lawyer Alexa Humphries’s one true love is her precious duvet, yet she is torn from its comforting embrace every morning while the foxes are still scavenging the bins outside and doesn’t get back until long after most normal people are already asleep. Worn down by the endless demands of her suspicious boss and her competitive, high-flying housemate and fellow lawyer, Zara, Alexa barely recognises herself anymore. This wasn’t how life was supposed to be.
But today is different. Today, Alexa just cannot get out of bed to face the world. Everyone deserves a duvet day, don’t they?
Emily’s novel Take a Chance on Greece won the Romantic Comedy award at the Romantic Novelists’ Association awards 2023
Readers can’t get enough of Duvet Day!
‘I loved this gorgeous romp of a read!’ Liz Fenwick
‘A rollercoaster of a romance!’ Pernille Hughes, bestselling author of Probably the Best Kiss in the World
‘Funny, romantic, and exactly what everyone needs right now’ Rachael Lucas, bestselling author of The Telephone Box Library
‘I read this book in a day…Definitely a page turner’ Donna
‘Witty and uplifting’ Whitney
‘I’ve discovered a new favourite romcom author – hurray!!! Light hearted (and yet full of heart!), hilarious, uplifting and sweet’ I.A. Writes
‘A fun enjoyable book that I highly recommend’ Cathy
‘I loved this book, it was very funny and gave some light relief. The writing style reminded me of Beth O’Leary or Helly Acton’ Cally
‘Such an easy and fun read’ Bee
‘A funny, charming, light hearted read’ Isabelle
‘Oh my gosh, this book was hilarious! I zipped through it and was sadden to realise I finished it so fast’ Karen
‘It was a joy to get an early look at this new book. It was so funny and charming’ Marti
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Dwarvish Dirty Dozen Complete Series Boxed Set
War is a messy business and anyone who claims otherwise is trying to sell you something.
This is a tale of war and desperation, of grit and heroism. See what a batch of desperate dwarves can do when the chips are down.
Pick up this complete 6-book fantasy series boxed set and join the dwarves in their battles today!
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The dwarvish legions, the Holt’Dwan, are familiar with this but these are strange times.
The dead are rising from the earth in the freshly settled Ysgand Vale and the war just got a lot messier.So an old custom was resurrected and the Bad Badgers were formed.
Condemned and disowned, the Badgers have nothing to lose and everything to prove. But in a world where the dead don’t stay dead and victory will cost you everything, what can be done?
A lot, if one has the will and stomach for it.
Included in this boxed set:
- Mud War
- Dirt Line
- Dust Song
- Stone Cold
- Rock Hard
- Earth Deep
Scroll up and click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to grab your thrilling copy of the complete Dwarvish Dirty Dozen series today!
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E.M. Bounds on Prayer (Hendrickson Christian Classics)
Methodist minister and Civil War chaplain Edward McKendree Bounds (1835-1913) considered conversation with God as foundational to the Christian’s life as breathing. He devoted the last 17 years of his life to intense intercession and to penning some of the most powerful and popular works on prayer. This volume features three of his very best books: Essentials in Prayer, Power Through Prayer, and Purpose in Prayer.Read more
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Echoes in the Night: Supernatural Suspense Thriller with Ghosts (Cult of the Endless Night Series Book 4)
Evil lurks beneath the streets of Boston. And only Shane Ryan can stop it…It stalks the shadowy tunnels beneath the city. It strikes without warning. It kills without a sound. But someone has come to end it… Ghost hunter and retired Marine, Shane Ryan.
When a contact from a previous case reaches out for help, Shane soon finds himself searching the tent cities and homeless encampments of the sprawling city, hot on the trail of a merciless killer. What he finds is an animalistic spirit, driven into a frenzy by bloodlust.
And a connection to the sinister cult of the Endless Night.
Shane suspects the cult are seeking to harness this deadly entity for their own nefarious ends. But to stop the killer ghost, he must form an uneasy alliance with a cult member.
Can Shane trust this new ally?
Or will he meet his end as he comes face to face with the ultimate supernatural predator?
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Echoes of Betrayal : Maya Hartwell (Quest for Justice) Series Book 3
Maya Hartwell once again finds herself in the courtroom, confronting a case that will push her limits in ways she could never have foreseen. This time, her unwavering mission is to take down Christopher McLaughlin, a ruthless hitman responsible for her father’s murder. Standing by her side, her librarian friend Wren with his unfathomable skills remains a steadfast source of support and assistance.Armed with unorthodox evidence, Maya navigates a maze of legal obstacles, all the while facing mounting pressure from a mob determined to set McLaughlin free and grappling with a shocking betrayal from someone she once considered a safe confidant.
This thrilling tale of lies and truth, revenge and justice, and the fine line between friends and enemies is the third book of the Maya Hartwell Quest for Justice series—and is guaranteed to keep you guessing until the very end.
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Eclipse of Empire (Taken to the Stars Book 3)
Accidental revolutionaries.Charlie and the others hadn’t set out to free the galaxy, but fate had other plans…and so did the ancient AI robot, Lenny, who brought them together. And brought them to Sanctuary.
Now, a whole planet of Copperell refugees looks to Charlie for leadership and his first task as their commander is to find weapons to arm the AI-guided zoo ships that are their only military fleet. And only the Anguilar have the weapons they need.
For once, the operation goes off without a hitch, but during the mop-up, they discover the secret of a terrible superweapon the Anguilar have spent the last ten years constructing:
The Nova Eclipse.It can destroy entire worlds, lay waste to solar systems, and it’s already claimed its first victims.
And the next target is Strada.
The Eclipse is massive, heavily armed and always accompanied by a deadly escort of Anguilar cruisers, and even with the weapons they stole, they’d never be able to take the force on in a stand-up fight.
Charlie and the others have no choice but to do things the sneaky way, infiltrate the Eclipse…and destroy it from within.
Or die trying.
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Ecommerce SEO: An advanced guide to on-page search engine optimization for ecommerce
Organic traffic from search engines through search engine optimization (SEO) is of paramount importance for ecommerce websites to be successful. Unfortunately, SEO advice targeted specifically towards ecommerce websites is scarce, not detailed and scattered in multiple places. As a result, people involved with ecommerce are likely to struggle to find relevant advice from SEO experts. The purpose of this book is to advise ecommerce business owners, executives, marketers and IT professionals on the ecommerce-specific tactics needed to increase organic search traffic.Read more
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Editor in Panties: A Feminization Tale: Part Three
The end draws near for Christopher. Monica has shattered his plan, seemingly trapping him forever under her heel as her feminized secretary… the next Emma. Can he escape this fate she has planned for him and gain his freedom and save his manhood?For Mature Audiences Only. This 31,580 word story includes female domination, forced feminization, cross-dressing, blackmail, power exchange, hormones, breast growth, shrinking manhood and so much more.
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Eleazar [Vampires of Ridgeway 1] (The Lynn Hagen ManLove Collection)
[Siren Publishing: The Lynn Hagen ManLove Collection: Erotic Romance, Contemporary, Alternative, Paranormal, Werewolves, Vampires, Suspense, MM, HEA] When Andrew is offered an interview with the mysterious Eleazar Bancroft for a job as his personal assistant, he’s overjoyed. But when he gets the position, he soon realizes that there is more going on than meets the eye. He is ordered to reside at the estate but isn’t allowed to roam the premises. Despite discovering that he’s in a house filled with vampires, Andrew decides to stay because of his overwhelming attraction to Eleazar, even though the rational thing to do would be to flee from danger and never look back. After the fiasco with Felix, Eleazar isn’t sure he wants another human servant—until he meets Andrew. An inexplicable magnetism draws them together, and Eleazar can’t stop himself from giving in to his desires. But someone wants Andrew dead, and it’s up to Eleazar to eliminate all threats toward his pregnant mate, even if he has to wipe out his entire coven to keep Andrew safe. Lynn Hagen is a Siren-exclusive author.Read more
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Eliza Mace: the thrilling new Victorian detective series (Eliza Mace Mysteries Book 1)
Enola Holmes meets the novels of Laura Purcell in this Victorian mystery featuring quick-witted would-be detective Eliza Mace
The Welsh borders, 1870s: on the cusp of adulthood, Eliza Mace is battling for her independence. Stuck in a crumbling manor house on the fringe of a small town, she is thwarted by powers that conspire to protect, control and deceive her. But when her father goes missing in mysterious circumstances, Eliza’s determination to uncover the truth is unstoppable.
Joining forces with the charismatic new police constable, Dafydd Pritchard, she sets out to solve the case, but that’s no easy task. Her father has run up debts in town and beyond, and there are many who bear him a grudge. As she searches for evidence, Eliza exposes dark secrets that threaten to tear her world apart…PRAISE FOR SARAH BURTON AND JEM POSTER
‘Bewitchingly readable… A fantastically tightly written, read-every-word novel’ Guardian, praise for Courting Shadows
‘Full of terrific historical detail… sparky confidence and unputdownable quality’ Allison Pearson, praise for The Strange Adventures of H
‘Beautifully written, full of prevision and intensity’ Independent, praise for The Strange Adventures of H
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Elves of the Arctic: A Christmas Encounter
???? Experience the Magic of Christmas in the Icy North Pole! ????
Are you ready to embark on a breathtaking adventure that will transport you to a world where the wonders of Christmas know no bounds? In “Elves of the Arctic: A Christmas Encounter,” you’ll journey alongside Poppy and Jack, who find themselves stranded in the snow-covered wilderness of the Arctic during the holiday of a lifetime. But this isn’t your ordinary Christmas story; it’s an extraordinary voyage filled with enchantment, excitement, and the unexpected!
???? Uncover the Secrets of the North Pole: As Poppy and Jack’s adventure unfolds, they stumble upon two unlikely companions—Elves, Wren and Giselle, who have embarked on a mission of their own. Together, they’ll lead you through the enchanted North Pole, revealing spellbinding traditions, jubilant celebrations, and the grand spectacle of the Elf festival known as MerryFest.
???? A Once-in-a-Lifetime Experience: This is your front-row seat to a captivating world where the timeless wonders of the festive season spring to life in ways you’ve never imagined. Delve into the heart of the Arctic, where the spirit of Christmas is celebrated with unwavering enthusiasm and where friendship and holiday magic go hand in hand.
✨ Why This Book? ✨
- A heartwarming holiday tale for the entire family.
- Immerse yourself in a vivid, snowy wonderland filled with Arctic elves and their extraordinary festivities.
- Join Poppy and Jack on a mesmerising journey that will leave you with a newfound love for the holiday season.
???? A Gift for the Season: “Elves of the Arctic: A Christmas Encounter” is the perfect gift for anyone looking to capture the essence of Christmas and create lasting memories. Get your copy today and discover the true magic of the North Pole.
Don’t miss out on this enchanting holiday adventure. Grab your copy and let the North Pole’s magic come alive in your home and heart! ????????????
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Email Marketing Demystified: Build a Massive Mailing List, Write Copy that Converts and Generate More Sales (Second Edition)
“Matthew has what amounts to a PhD in applied Digital Marketing. Email Marketing Demystified breaks down the exact strategies and tactics you can use to grow and (more importantly) leverage your email list into a long-term asset.” — Deacon BradleyWhile many have decried that email is dead, a handful of digital marketers have quietly been using little-known email marketing techniques to generate massive results.
In Email Marketing Demystified, digital marketing expert Matthew Paulson reveals the strategies and techniques that top email marketers are currently using to build large mailing lists, write compelling copy that converts and generate millions in revenue using their email lists.
Inside the book, you’ll learn how to:
- Build a massive mailing list using 15 different proven list building techniques.
- Write compelling copy that engages your readers and drives them to take action.
- Optimize every step of your email marketing funnel to skyrocket your sales.
- Grow a highly-engaged and hungry fan-base that will devour your content.
- Create six new revenue streams for your business using email marketing.
- Keep your messages out of the spam folder by following our best practices.
Matthew Paulson has organically grown an email list of more than 900,000 investors and generates more than $6 million per year in revenue using the strategies outlined in Email Marketing Demystified. Regardless of what kind of business you are building, email marketing can serve as the rocket fuel that that will skyrocket your business.
The second edition of Email Marketing Demystified includes new strategies to improve email deliverability, generate additional revenue with your email list and comply with GDPR regulations. The second edition also contains a brand new chapter that teaches you how to grow your subscriber base and generate more revenue with web push notifications, an incredibly powerful new technology that Matthew refers to as his “second email list.”
“As a consultant working for Fortune 500 companies, I have analyzed data on more than 500 million emails sent and I can tell you the advice in this book is spot on. Not only was it informative and easy to digest, there were also some gems included that will help me to market my businesses. If you are a small business owner or want to get into digital communications and really learn list building, this is a must read.” — Kevin Petersen
Want to know more about digital marketing?
Download Email Marketing Demystified and begin growing your business today through the power of email marketing. Scroll to the top of the page and click on the buy button.
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Emancipation for Goalposts: Football’s Role in the Fall of Yugoslavia
In 1987, a Zvonimir Boban-inspired Yugoslavia won the World Under-20 Championships in Chile, and a blueprint for success seemed in place.
What nobody could have imagined was that there was to be no future for this team of supremely talented youngsters. Just a few years later, Yugoslavia was in the grip of a brutal civil war, the culmination of nearly a century of suppressed nationalism that tore the country apart.
Emancipation for Goalposts is a compelling examination of the bloody conflicts that ripped through Yugoslavia and an absorbing history of football in the region – inescapably intertwined with the country’s destruction, but also a vital tool in ethnic reconciliation.
From Tito, Arkan and Maksimir, to Italia ’90, Red Star Belgrade’s European triumph and what could have been, Chris Etchingham has created one of the definitive accounts of the inextricable links between sport, society and politics.
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Emma Mackey: The Biography Of A Modern Icon (Biography Of Your Favorite Barbie Actors and Actresses Book 6)
“Delve into the captivating life and journey of Emma Mackey, the enigmatic actress who has captured hearts worldwide. In ‘Emma Mackey: The Biography Of A Modern Icon,’ discover the untold story of her rise from an aspiring actress to an international sensation, tracing her steps through the challenges, triumphs, and transformational moments that shaped her into the remarkable figure she is today. Uncover the behind-the-scenes anecdotes, personal struggles, and artistic inspirations that have contributed to Mackey’s meteoric rise, making her not just a screen star, but a symbol of empowerment and change for a new generation.”
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Emma’s Examination: A Victorian Medical Erotica Short Story (The Wanton Debutante Book 1)
Eighteen-year-old Emma Gilton has joined the ranks of debutantes, only to discover its immense tedium. When she is found with her bloomers around her ankles, engaging in the solitary vice, Lord Gilton is at his wit’s end. That is, until Dr Davenport, who specialises in cases of wanton young ladies, offers to treat her.
Emma poses a vexing challenge for Dr Davenport, who, with his characteristic diligence, disciplines and examines her before applying his rigorous treatment.
This is a historical, Victorian erotic short of 5250 words. This story contains scenes of medical erotica and light BDSM.
Contains explicit material, suitable for mature audiences (18+) only.
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Empire of the Vampire: 2021’s sensational start to a new fantasy series from the SUNDAY TIMES bestselling author of NEVERNIGHT (Empire of the Vampire, Book 1)
‘This book is bloody brilliant’
V.E. Schwab‘A ripping read’
Joe AbercrombieThe SUNDAY TIMES and NEW YORK TIMES bestseller from the award-winning author of the Nevernight Chronicle
It has been twenty-seven long years since the last sunrise.
Ever since, vampires have waged war against humanity building their eternal empire even as they tear down our own. Gabriel de León, half man, half monster, and last remaining silversaint – a sworn brother of the holy Silver Order dedicated to defending the realm from the creatures of the night – is all that stands between the world and its end.
Imprisoned by the very monsters he has vowed to destroy Gabriel is forced to tell his story – a story of legendary battles and forbidden love, of faith lost and friendships won, of the War of the Blood and the Forever King and the quest for humanity’s last remaining hope:
The Holy Grail.
Featuring the darkly beautiful illustrations of Bon Orthwick (@monolimeart)
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Empress of Fae: A Dark Fantasy Romance (Blood of a Fae Book 3)
“Shattered or whole. Kneeling or standing. I’ll get to her, and I won’t ever leave. This time, I’ll make her understand what we are, together. And if anyone dares to hurt her, I’ll burn them to the ground without a second thought.”
Divided by Oceans but Eternally Bonded
Morgan Pendragon has another name now: Morgan Le Fay. As her true heritage slowly emerges from the mists of the past, Morgan renounces one possible future as the new ruler of the fierce Siabra fae and the wife of the Prince of Claws and vanishes through a portal–returning to Camelot and the Rose Court where her friends and younger brother lie in mortal peril from Arthur’s cruel wiles.
But back in the Court of Claws, Kairos Draven won’t allow his beloved to disappear from his life so easily. His bond with Morgan goes beyond blood, love, life, and even time itself and neither one of them can relinquish its power or its pull.
Yet Morgan is no ordinary woman. Not only is she beginning to manifest remarkable abilities, but the powers of the gods themselves run through her veins, bestowing her with an unimaginable power and an unthinkable claim over all of Aercanum and beyond…
A claim which some will stop at nothing to put a halt to…
Author’s Note: Empress of Fae is the third installment in an epic dark fantasy romance series that tells the true story of Morgan Le Fay, King Arthur’s sister. This enemies to lovers series is perfect for fans of unique magic systems, magical creatures, and witty banter and is sure to appeal to fans of Jennifer L. Armentrout, Raven Kennedy, Rebecca Yarros, Carissa Broadbent, and Sarah J. Maas. This New Adult Dark Fantasy Romance series features mature situations, adult language, and plenty of steam. Empress of Fae has multiple TW/CWs. Please check the book’s trigger warning page in the table of contents for more information.
★★★★★ “This series is absolutely incredible! The romance, the fantasy, the action, the characters, the plot twists, the details. I am seriously obsessed and it is one of my favorite series, I cannot wait for the next one to come out! If you are an ACOTAR fan, this is a MUST read!” – Abby’s Book Coven
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End of Watch (The Bill Hodges Trilogy Book 3)
The final stand-alone novel in King’s wonderful Hodges trilogy, also featuring Holly Gibney, is now released with a stunning new cover look.
The cell rings twice, and then his old partner in his ear . . . ‘I’m at the scene of what appears to be a murder-suicide . . . Come and take a look. Bring your sidekick with you.’
Bill Hodges, who now runs a two-person agency called Finders Keepers with partner Holly Gibney, is intrigued by the letter Z written with a marker at the scene of the crime.
As similar cases mount up, Hodges is stunned to discover the evidence points to Brady Hartsfield, the notorious ‘Mercedes Killer’. It should be impossible: Brady is confined to a hospital room in a seemingly unresponsive state.
But Brady Hartsfield has lethal new powers. And he’s planning revenge not just on Hodges and his friends, but on an entire city.
The clock is ticking in unexpected ways . . .
BRADY IS BACK
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Endlessly Raphael (Immortal Assassins Book 4)
I was looking for a fake husband, but what I found was so much more.
Something was in the air the night I walked into the club. It was like the clouds parted and there he was, the most stunning man I’d ever seen. He looked like he could be fun for a few hours, but as night turned to day, I proposed to him. If I wanted my inheritance and to take my rightful place in my family’s business, I needed a husband, and Raphael seemed like the right man for the job.
When my family finds out, all hell breaks loose and long-hidden family secrets tumble out of the closet, putting me and my burgeoning happiness in danger. But Raphael has secrets of his own, and when he’s forced to reveal them, I’m faced with a life-changing decision. If he’s telling the truth, our meeting wasn’t a coincidence at all. I was only looking for a fake husband, but maybe this thing with us isn’t fake at all. Do I follow the path I originally set out on or listen to my heart and embrace a future that is Endlessly Raphael?
Endlessly Raphael is book four in the Immortal Assassins series, a contemporary setting, MM romance featuring vampire assassins finding love with their fated mates. Book four contains a vampire with an artist’s heart but a jaded outlook, a free-spirited mortal who needs a husband fast, a quickie wedding, a human family with dangerous secrets, and two fated souls finding love in a hopeless place.
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Ep.#3.9 – “Lesser of Two Evils” (The Frontiers Saga – Part 3: Fringe Worlds Book 9)
Part 3: Episode 9Another conspiracy discovered…
Another threat on the horizon…
Another world they can help…
An idea that could change the galaxy…The Korsan have declared themselves an empire, and have their sights set on the destruction of the Free Fleet. Now, Nathan Scott must figure out how to hold the Korsan fleet at bay while they repair their ships and get their newly acquired battle platforms out of danger.
“Lesser of Two Evils” is the 9th episode in Part 3 of the Frontiers Saga: Fringe Worlds.
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Escape to Benton County
Main characters visit with: Proud Boys, III%ers, and Oath Keepersie. Those who attacked our Capitol. They also interact with Antifa & BLM.
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Escape to the Swiss Chalet: The must-read hilarious new fiction debut to escape with in 2023!
‘Oh wow!! this book blew me away!! it has it all! laughs and tears and excitement and sadness and fun!! what a great time! thank you so much to netgalley for letting me read this one early!!’ lindsey.readsbooks, 5 stars‘Carrie Walker will whisk you away with this fabulous destination romcom… A sparkling debut – I couldn’t put it down.’ Sandy Barker
‘Fabulously heart-warming and witty… what a debut! It made me yearn to fly off to breathe in the mountain air and, for any foodie who also enjoys the odd glass of wine, you will wish you could make a reservation. Utterly delightful!’ Lucy Coleman
‘What a treat! An exciting new voice you won’t want to miss. Cosy, festive and hilarious!’ Kate Forster
When your life goes off-piste how do you climb back up the mountain?
Holly Roberts is well-known among family and friends for despising the cold, so no one is more surprised than her when she agrees to pack her bags and move to the Swiss Alps. But after getting her heart broken, spending the winter season working as a sous-chef for wealthy twins Genevieve and gorgeous Luca, is exactly what the doctor ordered.
Verbier is home to millionaires and Holly has never felt more out of place in the snow-capped wooden chalet. Thankfully new friends, chalet girl Liv and chef Xavier are there to be her guide in this new world of après-ski and fondue, and to teach her how to get off chair lifts! And then there is Luca… rich, handsome, kind but what is the catch?
She just wanted to escape her problems but could she get her Happily Ever After?
A SWEET and FUNNY romantic comedy for readers of Lindsey Kelk and Mandy Baggot.
Readers love Escape to the Swiss Chalet!
‘This has rom com all over it! So excited for this one and can’t wait to share a full review and thoughts. So excited for the adventures of the Swiss Chalet as well as handsome Xavier… I’m getting Elle Woods vibes!’ NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars
‘Brilliant… Read in one sitting… just a great feel good read set up in a lovely part of Switzerland.’ NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars
‘Absolutely loved this book. It was a great, romantic escape, and it just ticked all the boxes that I hope for in a romantic comedy.’ NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars
‘A delightful escape into a world of snowy adventures and unexpected romance… a perfect choice for fans of Mandy Baggot and Jo Thomas… sweet and funny romantic comedy that will leave you with a warm and fuzzy feeling long after the final page.’ Barefoot in Grace, 5 stars
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Escape to the Tuscan Vineyard: The must-read hilarious new fiction read to escape with in 2024! (Holiday Romance)
Pack your bags and uncork the laughter in this delightful romantic escapade!Serial dater Abi Mason is the queen of control and London’s busiest workaholic. After getting her heart broken in her early twenties, she has vowed to live by a few simple, but non-negotiable principles:
1. No second dates (if you don’t let them in, they can’t leave you)
2. Focus all your energy on your career (the only boyfriend anyone really needs)
3. Holidays are for a maximum of 4-days (who can be away from the city for longer than that?)
4. Never – and I repeat, never – lose control (chaos breeds disaster)But life has other plans. After being put on gardening leave, Abi finds herself on an enforced holiday to Tuscany. Here, among sun-dappled vineyards and olive groves, Abi meets dashing American Tony, and it seems the universe is conspiring to force her to go off script…
If Abi can break her own rules, could this unexpected trip to Tuscany lead her to a happiness she never dared to dream of?
Perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, this effervescent tale will whisk you away on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure you won’t want to end!
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Essential Skills for The Occasional Genealogist: Beyond-beginner Genealogy Skills for Busy Family Historians
Do you want to learn how to effectively and efficiently track, analyze, plan, and report your genealogy research?
Genealogists often find themselves strapped for time, struggling to balance their passion for family history with the demands of everyday life. In this book, professional genealogist, and chronic Occasional Genealogist, Jennifer Dondero shares her expertise to help hobbyist genealogists maximize their limited time and achieve meaningful progress in their research.
Follow the story of Gene and her friend Jenni as they tackle the essential skills and techniques that go beyond the beginner level. Discover the tips, shortcut, and templates that allow you to overcome challenges and understand how to keep growing your family tree. Delve into the importance of clues and explore multiple strategies to uncover more sources.
In this book, you will learn:
- How to stay focused on solving a brick wall.
- The skills to get started in genealogical analysis.
- How to create a genealogy research plan.
- The difference in solving a problem versus other genealogy research.
This book will equip you with the essential skills to bust through brick walls and make continual progress in your genealogical journey. Expand your knowledge with research strategies that go beyond beginner. Get your copy now!
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Eternal: 2023 bestseller, a powerful and captivating WWII tale of love and betrayal
FROM #1 BESTSELLING AND EDGAR AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR
SOLD OVER 30 MILLION PRINT COPIES WORLDWIDE
What war destroys, only love can heal.
Elisabetta, Marco, and Sandro grew up as the best of friends, whose fractuous friendship soon blossoms, with both Sandro and Marco hoping to win Elisabetta’s heart.
But as Mussolini asserts his power in 1937, aligning his Fascists with Hitler’s Nazis, this begins to change.
As anti-Semitism becomes policy, global war erupts and the Nazis invade Rome, the intertwined fates of the three will be decided, in a heartbreaking coming-of-age love story, exploring the best and the worst that the world has to offer.
Eternal is a tale of loyalty, loss, love and war – set in the Eternal City at its darkest moment. This moving novel will be forever etched in the hearts and minds of readers.
‘The master storyteller Lisa Scottoline is at the height of her powers with Eternal.’ — Adriana Trigiani
‘Eternal feels so real you can almost taste the cappelletti, as you get lost in the pages on your glorious and heart-wrenching trip to Italy.’ — Martha Hall Kelly
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European History For Dummies
Read about the world’s smallest continent’s incredible history: From Greek gods and mad Roman emperors to kings, queens, Visigoths, and Normans
You meet Visigoths in Africa and Normans in Sicily; an Italian who talked to his books and another who conquered a kingdom and gave it away; Roman emperors who weren’t Roman; and Holy Roman Emperors who weren’t holy (or Roman). This is the story of Europe’s rich history rolled into one thrilling account in plain English. European History For Dummies takes you on a fascinating journey through the disasters, triumphs, people, power, and politics that have shaped the Europe we know today – and you’ll meet some incredible characters along the way! From Roman relics to the Renaissance, World Wars, and Eurovision, this accessible guide packs in the facts alongside fun tidbits and brings the past alive.
You meet the two Catholic kings of Spain (one was a woman) and the Spanish king who never smiled. You discover a German monk who split Europe in two because he was so afraid of going to hell. And what about the great European war that started when two nobles were thrown out of a window onto a dungheap? Well, at least they had a soft landing.
If you don’t remember much of what you learned about European history at school, if you didn’t like those dry school textbooks, if you think European history sounds a bit hard, but you’re interested anyway, this is the book for you. Inside you’ll discover:
- The varied history of the world’s smallest continent, its origins, and its huge impact on the world
- How the Romans shaped the ancient world, what they learned from the Greeks, and what they lost to the barbarian tribes
- The many battles of the Middle Ages and the leaders who waged them
- The medieval people’s great achievements in building and learning
- Europeans’ world explorers, including Columbus and Vasco da Gama
- Unfortunate religious wars and the persecution of witches
- Europe’s world domination in the 18th and 19th centuries
- The world wars of the 20th century
- European life today
Get your own copy of European History For Dummies to learn all of that and more — including the ten Europeans who dominated the continent, ten unforgettable dates, and ten European locales you’ll absolutely want to visit.
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Evergreen Assets: The “Do The Work Once, Reap the Rewards Again and Again (and Again!)” Content Marketing Ecosystem
FINALLY… AN EVERGREEN CONTENT MARKETING SYSTEM – from the bestselling author of Big Ideas… for Small Businesses and Routine Machine.
Content Marketing doesn’t work – at least not the way most people do it. Most people make content marketing harder work than it needs to be. This book will show you how to get your content marketing working hard for you, rather than the other way around! To do the work once, and reap the rewards again and again (and again!).
EVERGREEN ASSETS WILL SHOW YOU:
- How a cow’s arse got John on primetime BBC TV.
- Why the world’s worst website is still better than yours.
- How to make £125,000 from a 27p fridge magnet.
- Why you should abandon social media.
- How a spelling mistake increased sales by 48%
- The real reason that “no-one’s buying” from you.
- How to get the Queen of England to endorse you.
- That your customers are all busy, lazy, drunk, amnesiac idiots
- What you ACTUALLY earn in an hour.
- How to sell more (by selling less).
JOHN LAMERTON is a self-styled lazy entrepreneur and investor. He balances running an ambitious lifestyle business with raising two children. A former “hustler”, John now earns more money “working” 20 to 25 hours a week than he used to pulling all-nighters and “grinding” for 100+ hours per week. He now mentors fellow ambitious lifestyle business owners, showing them how to design their business around their ideal lifestyle.
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