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MURDER IN A SOMERSET VILLAGE: Utterly addictive cozy mystery fiction (the Somerset whodunit mysteries Book 2)
When an amateur sleuth’s pub colleague is bumped off, can she work out who called time at the bar?Since getting her life back on track after being wrongly accused of murder, Julia Ford is finally realizing her ambition of opening a bookshop in the sleepy English village of Biddle Rhyne.
But, best laid plans and all that, things go awry when she stumbles upon the body of Barry, who worked alongside her in the local pub.
That another murder has occurred doesn’t take much deducing: the knife sticking out of his back strongly suggests it was no accident.
This is just the beginning of a series of strange occurrences including stolen diggers, giant haystacks, haunted playground swings, and human remains that drag Julia, kicking and screaming, into another serious(ish) investigation.
Juggling a nascent career in crime-solving with one in bookselling, Julia has a lot on her plate. Can she catch another killer, or was her first case beginner’s luck?
MURDER IN A SOMERSET VILLAGE is the second book in a series of humorous mysteries set in the West Country. Look out for MURDER ON A COUNTRY LANE, the first book. Both are available FREE with Kindle Unlimited and in paperback.
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Ghosted: An unmissable and haunting murder mystery
A ghost trapped among us. A murder most haunting…Adam Albury finds himself at a funeral in his local church. Scanning the aisles and seeing his family and friends dressed in black, he’s shocked to learn the service is for him. Adam, now no more than a hovering spirit, is even more astonished to learn that his death was ruled as suicide.
However, Adam is quite certain he wouldn’t have harmed himself. And as he watches those close to him chuck handfuls of earth on his coffin, he soon realises he’s been murdered. But who is responsible? And why?
He may be a ghost, but he’s no angel. As Adam follows those still living, can he uncover the truth about his death?
Praise for Mark McCrum’s Francis Meadowes Mysteries
“A marvellous set of unsavoury suspects . . . good, nasty fun.” —The Mail on Sunday, Thriller of the Week
“A rollicking read.” —London Evening Standard
“Ingenious.”
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The Mystery Guest: The brand new mystery thriller from the No.1 global bestselling author of The Maid (A Molly the Maid mystery, Book 2)
*The sparkling new novel from the award-winning, million-copy bestselling author of The Maid*
‘Witty, joyful and utterly unique’ A J FINN
‘Captivates from page one’ JANICE HALLETT
‘A flawless and brilliant read’ LIZ NUGENT
_________________________________________________________________A new mess.
A new mystery.
Molly the maid returns . . .Molly Gray wears her Head Maid badge proudly for every shift at the Regency Grand Hotel, plumping pillows, sweeping up the guests’ secrets, silently restoring rooms to a state of perfection.
But when a renowned guest – a famous mystery writer – drops very dead in the grand tea room, Molly has an unusual clean-up on her hands.
As rumours and suspicion swirl in the hotel corridors, it’s clear there’s grime lurking beneath the gilt. And Molly knows that she alone holds the key to the mystery. But unlocking it means thinking about the past, about Gran, and everything else she’s kept tidied away in her memory for so long.
Because Molly knew the dead guest once upon a time – and he knew her . . .
_________________________________________________________________Over a million readers have loved getting swept away by The Maid:
‘Excellent and totally entertaining . . . the most interesting (and endearing) main character in a long time’ STEPHEN KING
‘This is phenomenal thriller. Maid or murderer or victim? Find out in the book’ READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Gripping, deftly written, and led by a truly unforgettable protagonist in Molly. I’m recommending it to everyone I know’ EMMA STONEX
‘I loved everything about this book’ READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘I didn’t think I could love a character any more than I loved Eleanor Oliphant but along comes Molly the Maid. God, I love her’ READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Fresh, fiendish and darkly beguiling. The Maid is so thrillingly original, and clever, and joyous. I just adored every page’ CHRIS WHITAKER
‘Felt like a modern day homage to Agatha Christie’ READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Lots of twists and turns and highly gripping’ READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The Maid was a New York Times No.1 bestseller for w/c 31/01/2022
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Bonfire of the Calamities – A Cozy Mystery (with dragons): Tea, cake, and rogue wildlife in the Yorkshire Dales (A Beaufort Scales Mystery, Book 8)
A body.
A theft.
A good cause gone bad …Miriam has never seen eye-to-eye with her sister. But when a body’s dumped on the doorstep of a Women’s Institute meeting and all signs point to Rainbow, Miriam knows her sister’s being framed. Rainbow might be monumentally irritating, but she’s no killer.
Going to the police would be the smart move, but even without the damning evidence on hand Rainbow’s got her own reasons for avoiding them. Before long she’s on the run, trusting to Miriam and the W.I. to clear her name. The killer’s left nothing to chance, though, and Rainbow’s in more danger than she realises – and she’s dragging the others right in with her.
Between rogue wildlife, clothing-optional informants, and Rainbow’s own team of obstinate rebels, the W.I. are in a desperate race to dodge the police and dig up the truth. But Miriam’s not backing down. Not this time. This is family, and she’s going to see this case through. Not even the dragons can stop her.
The killer might, though …
A funny cozy mystery (with dragons), for anyone that likes their mysteries British, gentle, and well-stocked with cake, tea, and friendship. And dragons, obviously.
Bonfire of the Calamities is the eighth book in The Beaufort Scales series of cozy mysteries (with dragons) – pick up Baking Bad today to see where it all began!
Note: This cozy mystery contains:
- no graphic violence
- no sex
- no strong language; however it does contain some blasphemous language
- but there are copious quantities of cake and tea. You may need supplies.
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Change of Heart: An uplifting and escapist love story (Beneath Italian Skies Book 2)
Two families at war and Alice finds herself caught in the middle. Can she re-write a story as old as time?
When cutbacks force Alice out of her assistant manager role at a Devonshire stately home, she turns her sights elsewhere: the picturesque hills above the historic city of Parma. An aristocratic Italian family are looking to open their medieval castle to the public, and Alice is just the woman for the job.
Four years ago, a life-changing accident pushed Alice into depression, but the beauty and charm of the Italian countryside works its magic in brightening her days. Especially when she keeps bumping into handsome Luca… But rivalries run deep in the town, and Alice’s work – not to mention her potential love life – are caught in the middle of a long-standing feud between two families.
With her job and future happiness in peril, can Alice save the future of the castle, and bring two warring families together?
A gorgeous and uplifting romance, for fans of Rosanna Ley, Sue Moorcroft and Lucy Coleman.
Praise for Change of Heart
‘The characters are strong, well developed, and truly relatable. The plot moved along quickly and the description of the setting once again left me with a desire to go back to Italy.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review
‘I loved the character of Luca and I could picture the beautiful scenery with the turn of each page. A great read!’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review
‘I loved the strong and clever heroine. The plot is lovely, fast-paced and made me root for the characters. A well plotted, poignant, and compelling story that I strongly recommend.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review
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Purrfect Pixels:: The Unraveling Love For Cats In The Digital Age And Beyond
Discover the enchanting world of cats and the profound impact they have on our lives in “Purrfect Pixels: The Unraveling Love For Cats In The Digital Age And Beyond.” This captivating book delves into the history, science, and cultural significance of our feline friends, exploring their unique place in our hearts and society. From ancient civilisations that worshipped cats as divine beings to the modern-day phenomenon of viral cat videos, this book takes you on a journey through the many facets of our love for these enigmatic creatures.Uncover the secrets behind our innate attraction to cats, from their grace and agility to their mysterious and independent nature. Learn about the therapeutic benefits of owning a cat, including reduced stress, anxiety, and depression, as well as the healing properties of their purring vibrations. Dive into the world of cat humor, heartwarming stories, and the profound lessons they teach us about community, empathy, and the power of connection.
Explore the fascinating world of cats in literature, as they serve as muses, symbols, and characters for countless authors. Witness the extraordinary bond between cats and their human companions, as they provide solace, inspiration, and a unique perspective on the complexities of life. And finally, delve into the lighter side of cats, with fun facts, trivia, and personal stories that showcase the joy, love, and friendship they bring to our lives.
“Purrfect Pixels: The Unraveling Love For Cats In The Digital Age And Beyond” is a must-read for cat lovers and anyone interested in the remarkable relationship between humans and their feline companions. Immerse yourself in the captivating world of cats and discover the timeless charm, wisdom, and love they bring to our lives.
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Insults and Comebacks 201: The Next Level of Verbal Combat
Dive deeper into the art of witty warfare with “Insults and Comebacks 201: The Next Level of Verbal Combat,” the highly anticipated sequel to the acclaimed “Insults and Comebacks 101: The Ultimate Shortcut Handbook to Winning Every Argument.” This new installment further arms you with a humorous arsenal to hold your own in any verbal battle – be it with a contentious colleague or an overbearing relative.
Unleashing a fresh batch of nearly 100 hilarious one-liners and zingers, this treasure trove advances you from witty beginner to a revered master of repartee. It’s more than just a list; it’s a delightful expedition through the realm of lighthearted banter, destined to make you the life of the party.
But remember, with this potent blend of humor and sharpness comes a duty. The book champions the ethos of defending oneself and standing up with a jovial spirit over venomous words, fostering a culture of healthy and playful verbal exchanges.
Bask in the empowering narrative that catapults you into a realm where words become your shield and humor, your sword. This treasure is laden with ingenious verbal strategies that not only bolster your conflict resolution skills but also spice up mundane everyday interactions.
Experience the evolution from a witty novice to a verbal virtuoso, as you traverse through a myriad of entertaining anecdotes and real-life scenarios that sharpen your quick-witted instincts. It’s a journey of transformation, loaded with laughter, learning, and a legion of clever comebacks awaiting your command.
“Insults and Comebacks 201” isn’t just a book; it’s a gateway to becoming that charismatic personality who can turn any discord into a delightful dialogue. So, seize this chance to enhance your social aura, assert your dignity, and become the master of humorous banter that everyone adores!
The advantages are manifold – amplify your social life, assert yourself with grace and humor, and tackle disputes in a buoyant, affable manner. Every interaction is a chance to spread joy, not jibes.
What differentiates this handbook is its captivating narrative, intertwined with an array of funny and clever insults and comebacks. It’s not merely a book; it’s an entertaining tutorial guiding you to become the funniest person in the room, with a sprinkle of charm.
If you’re keen on enhancing your verbal prowess or simply wish to keep the laughter rolling in your social circles, “Insults and Comebacks 201: The Next Level of Verbal Combat” is your quintessential companion. Embark on this amusing journey towards becoming a cherished conversationalist – but wield your newfound wit with care!
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(Undertalé): Funny Story-What was my first word?
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(Undertalé): Funny Story-THE X BABYSITTER
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A Day In The Country: The misadventures of a day’s outing at a rural riding school. a vintage tale of times past and sunny, summer days in England
A DAY IN THE COUNTRY
A Day In The Country is a whimsical and pastoral story which follows the misadventures of five friends (and their dog) during a day’s outing at a rural riding school.
It is a vintage tale of times past and sunny, summer days in England; imbued with the slower pace of a former age, an age where time stood still and it seemed the summer would last forever.
An England we remember from our grandparents and one which is now long gone; Step into the past with the friends as they set out for an idyllic day of riding, laughter, and unexpected mysteries.
The author had a lifelong love of the countryside, farming and animals which shines through every page of this gentle and humourous story which includes beautiful bespoke artwork to illustrate the twists and turns of one summer’s day in the country
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Collection of Endearing and Eye-Rolling Humor for All Ages!
Welcome to “Dad Jokes Galore,” a compendium of classic, cheesy, and eye-roll-inducing jokes that have been beloved by fathers for generations. Whether you’re a seasoned dad joke enthusiast or new to the world of puns, these jokes are guaranteed to elicit groans, chuckles, and maybe even a few genuine laughs. So, grab your sense of humor and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of dad-level wit and charm!This book is a compilation of light-hearted, pun-filled jokes, designed to bring smiles and, let’s be honest, a few groans, to readers of all ages. Perfect for dads, joke enthusiasts, or anyone looking to add a little playful humor to their day.
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The Funny Dad Joke Book: The Ultimate Compilation of 1000 Clean Dad Jokes: From Puns to One-Liners, Your Definitive Guide to Family-Friendly Humor (Gift For Dad)
Introduction: Welcome to the World of Dad Jokes!
Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey into the world of dad jokes with “The Funny Dad Joke Book.” In this ultimate compilation, we’ve gathered 1000 clean and family-friendly dad jokes that are sure to brighten your day and keep you laughing.1000+ Side-Splitting Jokes: Endless Laughter Awaits!
Inside this book, you’ll discover a vast collection of dad jokes that will have you in stitches. From puns to one-liners and witty quips, we’ve curated the best jokes to ensure non-stop laughter.Perfect for All Ages: Family-Friendly Humor at Its Best
Whether you’re a dad, a mom, a kid, or simply a joke enthusiast, these jokes are designed to entertain everyone. Say goodbye to inappropriate humor and hello to a wholesome dose of laughter.Dad-Approved Humor: Make Your Dad Proud!
These jokes are so good that even your dad would be proud of them! Share a laugh with the family and create unforgettable bonding moments with jokes that are sure to become family favorites.The Ultimate Gift for Dads: Give the Gift of Laughter
Searching for the perfect gift for dads, uncles, or friends with a great sense of humor? Look no further – “The Funny Dad Joke Book” is the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. It’s a present that will bring joy and laughter for years to come.Conclusion: Your Ticket to Endless Laughter
With “The Funny Dad Joke Book,” you’ll always have the perfect ice-breaker for any occasion, from family gatherings to parties with friends. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and guffaw your way through this side-splitting collection of dad jokes!Get your copy today and let the laughter begin. Who knows, you might just become the reigning king or queen of humor in your household!
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Funny’s The Word: Showbiz Stories and Jokes Galore
Alton Douglas is back! His many fans will be delighted with another collection of showbiz stories, jokes and gags. Warm-up comic and host of many television programmes, including The Golden Shot, as well as acting in television and radio dramas, Alton has met and worked with many of the great names in entertainment – some nice, some not so nice! All will be revealed in Funny’s The Word, the stories scattered with jokes, gags and stories of his life. The perfect Christmas gift as you curl up beside a roaring fire on a winter’s night.Read more
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The Family Mini Christmas Joke Book: Stocking Size Fun! (The Jim Allbran Christmas Joke Book Series)
A LITTLE BOOK OF BIG CHRISTMAS FUN!
Full of charm and clean, fun humor, this Christmas joke book is suitable for all the family to share. Just 6 inches tall and 4 inches wide, it easily fits inside any stocking, making it the perfect stocking stuffer gift or even an extra little Christmas gift.
With 160+ funny Christmas jokes, children will love reading these to adults and adults can share these with their children and even the Grandparents too! There are no curse words and just good funny, fun! Your child, husband, wife, or friend, will love this as a little extra Christmas present. Share the fun and make each other laugh this Christmas!
- Child-friendly, clean jokes
- Jokes that adults will find funny too
- Original jokes you won’t know
- Fits nicely inside any stocking
- Funny illustrations
Humor to share with all the family
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What time of year did Santa hit his head? In the fall.
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Why couldn’t Rudolph stop laughing at the breakfast table? His eggs kept cracking up.
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Musical Elf left the stage after hitting his head on the bongo drum. He had a slight percussion!
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Why did the Turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t Chicken!
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What glue is best for paperchains? 007 glue, it Bonds perfectly.
The Stocking Stuffer Christmas Joke Book has great Christmas jokes for kids and adults.
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POKEMON : Danks, Jokes, Comics and Funny Stuff 2024 XL
Memes: Ultimate Memes!Memes here for you guys from the original memester, bringing you the latest and best memes, funny pictures, hilarious humor and stuff to entertain. We will always try not to recycle old content and always strive to provide fresh and hilarious entertainment giving you the best meme experience probably in the world. Let’s get going meme fans!
If you like funny memes and comedy then check this awesome ebook out right now and enjoy!
funny memes, hilarious memes, funny jokes, hilarious jokes
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Gentlemen Mémés: Amazing Fresh Zelda Hillarious, Juice Fall Mad Jokes And More!
Funniest Fresh, Dank Jokes and much more!
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50 Jokes with an Aussie Twist: Adult Jokes suitable for any adult with Aussie-flavoured lingo
Bonza jokes that won’t offend any Bruce or Sheila!This book has 50 jokes, many of which have been around for a long time but now with a dinkum Aussie flavour. You laugh at the punchline, but you will also have a good laugh at the Aussie interpretation.These jokes are suitable for after-dinner speeches, being placed in newsletters, or having a good laugh.•Quick and easy to read•Very funny•Suitable for granny to hear•A perfect giftExperience joy on your journey with laughter as your companion. Order your copy today to start the fun!Read more
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Instascam: Inside The Murky World Of Instagram Scammers
Nestled beneath adorable cat photos and pictures of sunsets, is the murky world of Instagram. An Instagram where scammers operate trying to get your money.
I created an Instagram account. All of a sudden, lots of scammers started following me. Over 3,5000 of them. They all messaged me to try to scam me. I replied back to all of them. Every single one. This book is about the very silly conversations I’ve had with scammers over the last three years. You’ll read about marriage proposals, threesomes with dogs, kidnapping, the FBI investigating Keanu Reeves, a custody battle over Billie Piper and much more.
However, there’s also a serious side. In 2020, £9.3 billion was lost due to online scamming. You’ll learn about the cons that scammers use on Instagram and what you can do to make sure your online accounts don’t get hacked.
The book also has interviews from scammers in Nigeria talking about why they do what they do and the position they are in. There’s also a look at Instagram too, focussing on what they’re doing to help protect their users from scammers on their platform.
If you think Instagram is just sunshine and rainbows (with filters), think again.
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Combo (‘MeMés’): Daily Dose Funny Danks Jokes 2024 Diamond Collection
Welcome to “Diamond Collection,” a side-splitting collection that transcends the boundaries of traditional humor and dives headfirst into the wild and wacky world of memes! In this uproarious compendium, we invite you to embark on a journey through the internet’s most amusing corners, where humor takes the form of bite-sized, shareable nuggets that are sure to tickle your funny bone.Read more
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“Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There”: “The Ultimate Joke and Knock, Knock Book”
Unlock the doors to a world of pure laughter with “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There”. This entertaining book is more than just a collection of jokes; it’s an invitation to a realm of laughter and endless entertainment.
Step into the realm of “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” where every page is laughter waiting to happen. This book is a treasure trove of engaging jokes, and riddles that will captivate all ages. Whether you’re a child or a child at heart, these jokes are designed to entertain, leave a smile on your face, and leave you laughing.
Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with humor, laughter, and endless comedy? “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” is the key to unlocking the door to a world where it can entertain kids and people of all ages. The desire to experience the funniest jokes around is just a page turn away
Order your copy of “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” today and let the laughter begin. With its hundreds of jokes and riddles, this book is the perfect addition to your home library or an ideal gift for someone special. Get ready to knock, knock, and open the door to a world of laughing possibilities.
Don’t wait – click “Add to Cart” now and bring the laughter of “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” into your life.
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GPT Giggles: 250+ “Yo mama” jokes from the mind of AI: ChatGPT-4 came up with hilarious laugh out loud jokes for you. Jokes for all the family to enjoy
GPT GIGGLES: 250+ “YO MAMA” JOKES FROM THE MIND OF AI.ChatGPT-4 came up with hilarious laugh-out-loud jokes for you curated by the author.
***Price reduced by 50% to $4.99 during the PRE-SALE period ONLY. Release date price will be $9.99. Buy now to save!***
This is a one-of-a-kind book. There is no other book out there with a collection of “Yo mama” jokes straight from the mind of AI. Hilarious jokes for all the family to enjoy. Covering brand new topics not usually covered in “Yo mama” jokes, such as:
Yo mama is so generative AI…
Yo mama is so millennial…
Yo mama is so 1960s…
Yo mama is so 1980s…
Yo mama is so 1990s…
Yo mama is so right-wing…
Yo mama is so left-wing…
Yo mama is so centrist…
Yo mama is so feminist…
Your mama is so chavvy…
Yo mama is so posh…
And many other topics … including a list of some of the ‘terrible’ jokes AI came up with.BRAND NEW YO MAMA JOKES FROM THE MIND OF AI!
Some of the jokes you will find inside:
**Yo mama is so generative AI, she debugs her cooking recipes.
**Yo mama is so centrist, she thinks the North Pole and the South Pole should just get over their differences and meet halfway.
**Yo mama is so chavvy, her idea of a seven-course meal is a pie and six pints.
**Yo mama is so millennial, she ghosted her refrigerator because it was too “cold and distant.”
**Yo mama is so 1960s, she asked if your Spotify playlist was available on vinyl.
**Yo mama is so 1980s, she thinks Amazon Prime is a Transformer.
**Yo mama is so feminist, even her coffee is strong and independent.
**Yo mama is so right-wing, she blames her left foot every time she trips.
**Yo mama is so left-wing, she insists all circles start from the left.
**Yo mama is so posh, she uses sparkling water for ice cubes.Buy GPT GIGGLES: 250+ “YO MAMA” JOKES FROM THE MIND OF AI and you will delve deep into the mind of AI and have a good laugh. Jokes for all the family to enjoy.
Go ahead and laugh your head off. You will see that AI is much funnier than you.
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Collection Mémés – Top Funny Danks – Hilarious Joke Book Ever
The book makes you laugh nonstop.
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New Dad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day To Help You Get Through Your First Sleepless Year (New Dad Hacks Book Series)
Congratulations DAD!Welcome to the world of fatherhood! Congratulations on becoming a first-time dad. Your life is about to change in ways you never imagined, filled with sleepless nights, diaper changes, and an endless supply of baby wipes. But fear not, because along with the challenges come moments of pure joy and laughter.
As a new dad, you’re embarking on a journey filled with unforgettable experiences, from baby’s first steps to hearing their first words (which might just be “Dada” if you’re lucky). It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and a great sense of humor will be your trusty sidekick.
In this joke book, we’ve compiled a collection of lighthearted and relatable jokes specifically tailored for first-time dads like you. Whether you need a good laugh after a long night of soothing a fussy baby or you want to share a chuckle with fellow dads in the trenches, these jokes are here to brighten your day.
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Poems with a Punchline: Short & Silly Verses With A Twist
In this compilation,Bruce Newman provides his observations on everyday life in comic and amusing verse. A combination of imaginative tales from the worlds of showbiz, the workplace, music and travel should hopefully raise a smile. These laughter lines also include amusing items from science, antiques, home life and Christmas.Read more
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Ewen and Cat’s Wee Book of Aye or Naw?: 500 quiz questions to test your knowledge on EVERYTHING!
500 quiz questions to test your knowledge on EVERYTHING! Packed full of hilarious behind-the-scenes moments and puzzling brain busters from their award-winning radio show Ewen and Cat at Breakfast. It’s bound to bemuse and amuse in equal measure!Are these statements true? Aye or Naw?
Usain Bolt would beat a cat over 100m.
A jiffy is a real unit of time.
Volkswagen sell more sausages than cars.
All will be revealed.Will Ewen and Cat’s Wee Book of Aye or Naw? change your life? NAW.
But will it make you instantly more interesting to other humans? OH AYE!!Read more
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Mémés: Lost In Translations, Jokes & Loads More Funny Stuff
Mémés: Lost In Translations, Jokes & Loads More Funny StuffWelcome back to this latest collection of hilariously funny memes, jokes, fake facts, lost in translations and LOADS more awesome comedy!
The content in this book is 100% ORIGINAL! You won’t find it in any other memes books!
And if you enjoy this collection then check out all my other hilarious books by checking out the Lloyd Phillips Author Page on Amazon!
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The Dolphin Dentist – No Sharks Allowed: A Children’s Picture Book About Facing Fear for Kids 4-8 (Biff Bam Booza)
Fearless Flossy, a mighty great white shark, has a secret—she’s terrified of going to the dentist. Dr. Dribble, the big-hearted dolphin dentist, has a jaw-dropping fear of his own, and a strict “No Sharks Allowed” policy. When Fearless Flossy makes an unannounced visit to Dr. Dribble’s office, it’s the start of an underwater adventure like no other!This ‘fin-tastic’ story is a must-read for kids and parents alike. Young readers will be immersed in a tale of courage, compassion, and conquering fear, while giggling and cheering for these unlikely friends along the way.
Dive in with a big Biff Bam Booza smile.
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Fieldsports, Foraging and Terrible Ordeals
Ideal addition to the Downstairs Loo LibraryThis is a book of parts. Part tongue-in-cheek field guide, part comic memoire and country yearbook. It’s also a chronicle of calamities – of those unexpected events and terrible ordeals that can occur when you are out and about, just trying to enjoy life.
Set over the course of 12 months, covering everything from driven pheasant, fishing in the Pyrenees, goose shooting in Scotland, boar hunting in France and foraging for food on freezing beaches in the 1970s.
Some anecdotes have previously appeared in the longer book ‘Life’s a Banquet’
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Bayjan The Sea Crab
Bayjan is a sea crab who has two homes. She has a home on a beautiful island beach and another in the
deep, dark ocean. Bayjan lives an exciting life of exploration and adventure, which she shares with her many friends.Read more
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Walsall Borough Police – 101 Historical Cases from 1832 to 1898
Walsall Borough Police – 101 Historical Cases from 1832 to 1898
Not for the fainthearted, this fascinating collection of 101 policing snapshots taken between 1832 and 1898, gives an intriguing yet brutal insight into the murder, mystery and mayhem of the nineteenth century.
In 1832, Walsall Borough Police became the first force in the area and we focus on the trials and tribulations of the pioneering men, who in the face of adversity made the new system work.
True and hard hitting historical facts are graphically laid bare in these accounts of crime and punishment during the early years of policing. At a time when the hanging of felons was a spectator sport and trips to Australia were free, it was a lucky escape to get an hour in the stocks or a few strokes of the whip.
Step into this long gone world and try to guess the conclusions of these gripping tales, then ask yourself the question are things better or worse now, you decide?
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Night Wars (The Night Warriors Book 4)
The fourth terrifying instalment in the Night Warriors series from master of horror Graham Masterton.THEY FIGHT TO KEEP YOUR CHILDREN SAFE.
The Night Warriors are an ancient order set to protect us in our dreams, when we are our most defenceless – and there is nothing more vulnerable than a child.
When they learn of two monstrous apparitions that are attempting to enter the dreams of expectant mothers, sending demons to embed themselves into the minds of newborn babies, they know they must do something.
The only way to stop such a powerful force is to uncover their true motive for targeting children. They have faced evil before – but nothing as cruel and horrific as this…
Praise for Graham Masterton:
‘One of the most original and frightening storytellers of our time’ Peter James
‘Suspenseful and tension-filled… all the finesse of a master storyteller’ Guardian
‘One of Britain’s finest horror writers’ Daily Mail
‘You are in for a hell of a ride’ Grimdark MagazineRead more
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Do Not Go in That House
When a true-crime podcaster uncovers the cold case of a child murder, she thinks she’s found her next big story. But the gruesome tale triggers a bipolar episode, and Maggie just can’t stay away from the house where the heinous crime took place. A few bad decisions later, Maggie finds herself trapped at the scene of the crime, hallucinating the murdered child’s ghost. It may not just be her mania keeping her there, though. It may be something truly evil.Read more
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None of You Shall Be Spared
It’s coming for all of us.
Shirley Jackson and World Fantasy Award-winning author Brian Evenson has become one of the defining voices of contemporary horror. His sparse, inventive and intimate style has left a permanent impression on the landscape of dark fiction. Praised by Peter Straub for placing himself “furthest out on the sheerest, least sheltered narrative precipice”, heralded by legends such as George Saunders and R. L. Stine, and beloved by readers of literary fiction and horror alike, there are few authors who bring so much to the table.
This brilliant collection contains twenty of his most spectacular short stories never put into a collection before and includes three brand new tales. In trademark Evenson fashion, one can feel a palpable connection to the yearnings, fears, and losses that his characters suffer. From the terror of being stalked by a man you thought you’d killed, to the desperate hope for the return of a loved one, each story is woven from deep imagination, sincere emotion, and the unblinking examination of everything dark that surrounds us.
These stories will enthrall you. They will leave a bit of themselves within you, and you will leave a bit of yourself within them. No one is safe from the web Evenson weaves, and none of you shall be spared.
Brian Evenson is the author of a dozen books of fiction, most recently the story collection The Glassy, Burning Floor of Hell (2021) and the Weird West microcollection Black Bark (2023). His collection Song for the Unraveling of the World (2019) won the Shirley Jackson Award and the World Fantasy Award and was a finalist for the Los Angeles Times’ Ray Bradbury Prize for Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Speculative Fiction. Previous books have won the American Library Association’s RUSA Award and the International Horror Guild Award, and have been finalists for the Edgar Award. He is the recipient of three O. Henry Prizes, an NEA fellowship, and a Guggenheim Award. His work has been translated into more than a dozen languages. He lives in Los Angeles and teaches at CalArts.
Table of Contents
Knock, Knock
In the Nursery
Gyr
I Cannot Remember
Waiting for Mother
The Train’s Path
Lancaster
Garnier
Stricken
Dominion
Whet
All Those Lost Days
The Teeth
The Wilcox Remainder
And Yet
Lost Dog
A Bloody Hand to Shake
Homecoming
The Fourth Scene
Leaving LeedsRead more
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Echoes in the Night: Supernatural Suspense Thriller with Ghosts (Cult of the Endless Night Series Book 4)
Evil lurks beneath the streets of Boston. And only Shane Ryan can stop it…It stalks the shadowy tunnels beneath the city. It strikes without warning. It kills without a sound. But someone has come to end it… Ghost hunter and retired Marine, Shane Ryan.
When a contact from a previous case reaches out for help, Shane soon finds himself searching the tent cities and homeless encampments of the sprawling city, hot on the trail of a merciless killer. What he finds is an animalistic spirit, driven into a frenzy by bloodlust.
And a connection to the sinister cult of the Endless Night.
Shane suspects the cult are seeking to harness this deadly entity for their own nefarious ends. But to stop the killer ghost, he must form an uneasy alliance with a cult member.
Can Shane trust this new ally?
Or will he meet his end as he comes face to face with the ultimate supernatural predator?
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Inheritance: The Lost Bride Trilogy Book One
1806. Astrid Poole is murdered on her wedding day. Her last words – a promise to her husband never to leave him…
After finding her fiancé in a compromising position with her cousin, Sonya MacTavish needs an escape. When a lawyer turns up on her doorstep out of the blue with news that she has inherited a beautiful Victorian house, Sonya thinks maybe this is just the change of scene she needs.
The house – nicknamed Lost Bride manor – is beautiful, the setting idyllic and the local town offers Sonya the smalltown comforts she craves after life in a big city. So what if there are sometimes shadows in the windows, objects move of their own accord and music starts playing out of nowhere. Sonya can live with the house being a little haunted.
But things soon start to take a darker turn and it becomes clear that Sonya has inherited far more than a house. She has inherited a centuries-old curse, and a puzzle she must solve if there is any hope of breaking it…
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Savage World: A Zombie Horror Duology
Both books in Iain Rob Wright’s bestselling zombie apocalypse series in one combined package (plus tons of bonus content)
Nick Adam’s sweet little boy has the sniffles. Nothing to worry about, children get colds all the time…
What begins as a family tragedy soon becomes a mass fight for survival as the UK, and the world, begins to fall apart. As Nick flees his home, desperate to survive, he will make allies and enemies, and eventually find himself making a last stand at a hilltop amusement park, high above the undead hordes below.
Is this the end of mankind?
Then, in the second part of this terrifying saga, a group of ragtag survivors find themselves trapped at a seaside pier–and the ice cream is slowly running out.
Fans of Nick, Clausen, Max Brooks, Mark Tufo, TW Piperbrook, Bobby Adair, and Camille Picott will devour this epic and unique zombie universe.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING
★★★★★ “One of Britain’s brightest talents.”
★★★★★ “There’s no good point to put the book down so you can get some sleep.”
★★★★★ “Stephen King fans would enjoy this.”
★★★★★ “I loved every minute of it.”
★★★★★ “I read it in 2 days, unheard of for me!”
★★★★★ “There is a surprising twist to the end of the book.”
★★★★★ “A cosy, ripping yarn.”
★★★★★ “Brilliant storyline with the right amount of horror.”
★★★★★ “I could not put it down, had to read through the night.”
★★★★★ “I loved the story!”
★★★★★ “Everything I’ve come to expect from Iain Rob Wright.”
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Sunshine (Trident Agency Book 1)
There’s a fine line between hate and fated mates…
Jeremiah has better things to do than babysit the bratty crown prince of the Sirens. His personal protection agency is the best though and the king and queen won’t settle for less.
Being a practically invulnerable Hellhound doesn’t hurt either.
Remi’s selfish and uncaring attitude drives him crazy and confirms his suspicions about the prince being nothing more than a spoiled man-child. He doesn’t care that the more time they spend together, the more possessive his Hellhound becomes of the little princeling.
Or that it turns out first impressions might be misleading…
Falling for a client is the last thing he can let happen. His name and his company’s reputation are on the line. He won’t be led around by his… instincts.
When things begin to heat up between them though, he can’t deny their connection might just be destiny. One thing he knows for sure?
Fire and water will always make steam.
Sunshine is the first in the new Trident Agency series by co-writing duo, EM Lindsey and Kiki Clark. It features a grumpy Hellhound affectionately known as Sunshine to his teammates, a half-Siren prince who’s more interested in sassying than following orders, a size difference a certain bodyguard loves to take advantage of, and truckloads of *chef’s kiss* possessiveness and touch him and get unalived vibes.
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Sea and Dreams at the Cornish Bakery (Escape To… The Cornish Bakery Book 18)
Come & join us in beautiful Penworth Bay, Cornwall
Volunteer at The Cornish Bay Bakery in exchange for a cosy room
with views across the bay, new friends and the chance to explore the magical Cornish coast.
In need of a change to your pace of life?
Want to escape the pressures of work?
Then contact Elsie today!
Follow Tammy as she visits the beautiful Penworth Bay…
Full blurb coming soon!
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Bad Girl (Forbidden Love)
ADAM
I’ve vowed to spend the rest of my existence alone. I’ve vowed that I would never touch another woman. Never kiss another woman. Never think of another woman. But she came along and now I can’t get her scent out of my mind. I can’t stop thinking about how her cunt would feel with me inside of her. But it’s wrong. So very wrong. I’m a man of God and I should be scared, right? So why the fuck do I want my niece so badly?
GRACE
My parents were in their own world, ready to ship me off to stay with my recluse of an uncle. A man of God. Adam. He hates me. I know he hates me even when he has his cock inside of me. And I shouldn’t want him, but I do. Forgive us, for we have sinned.
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Maverick (Iron Rogues MC Book 1)
Molly MacKenzie was a Silver Saints MC princess, which made her off limits. But that wasn’t going to stop Maverick from claiming the woman who he knew was meant to be his.Read more
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