Quotations
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024: A Daily Dose of Ignorance, Political Doublespeak, Jaw-Dropping Stupidity, and More
This is the beloved, bestselling calendar that features a rich trove of gaffes, malapropisms, and cringey moments from athletes, entertainers, commentators, and, of course, politicians: “We need to look at the states, which are lavatories of innovation and democracy.”-former Texas governor Rick Perry.
Here are hopelessly mangled metaphors: “The cart’s out of the barn. You can’t put it back in the bottle.”-the Daily Beast editor Sam Stein.
Painfully dim sports commentary: “It’s not easy. That’s why it’s difficult.”-sportscaster Andy Gray. Plus “Anti-Disinfectant Wipes” and other product labels to give you pause, suspiciously softball game show questions (“With which sport is a professional golfer associated?”) and dumb questions asked of flight attendants: “Where are the lines between the states?”
Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.
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The Little Book of England Rugby: Over 170 red rose-tinted quotes
The Little Book of England Rugby is the latest volume in this highly successful series of sports-themed quotes books. Focusing on the mots justes from former players such as Steve Smith – who noted that Colin Smart who had been rushed to hospital after quaffing aftershave in Paris, ‘He may have been unwell, but Colin had the nicest breath I’ve smelt’ – and Will Carling – who, as England captain, called his bosses ’57 old f**ts’ – to the key men today such as coach Eddie Jones and Owen Farrell.
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