How to Poo at Work: The golden rules of relieving yourself in the workplace
£4.40£7.60 (-42%)
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin… This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems.
What to do if: you are ‘ill’; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn’t work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams.
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Additional information
Publisher | 1st edition (1 Oct. 2009), Welbeck Publishing |
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Language | English |
Paperback | 144 pages |
ISBN-10 | 1853757403 |
ISBN-13 | 978-1853757402 |
Dimensions | 17.4 x 1 x 13 cm |
by Sci Fi Peat
Purchased for our student son in his final University year to prepare him for the world of work!
by West – UK
An excellent book that demonstrates how and when to allow a peaceful poo at work. Tips on enjoyment and ways to avoid unnecessary complications when having that private time. A great read and a lesson for everyone.
by R
Clearly the book is not new despite the label and has marks/glue everywhere…
Would not recommend it.
by LizzyP
Ok this book is ridiculous but utterly brilliant. How amazing to make a whole book about a fundamental biological human function. And yet this is something that affects everyone at work from the CEO to the office courier. I’m going to be looking at my colleagues in a different way now. I have to take the book out of my bag subtly on the tube because I will get funny looks on the tube. This book is a great antidote to a , dare I say it s****y day at the office.
by R
There are people who go to great (and sometimes painful) lengths to avoid pooing anywhere outside the home. This was a stocking filler for one of them. I’m not sure it has done anything to amend their habits but it amused, and provided some in-loo entertainment to while away extended periods on the throne, many borne from the continued refusal to adjust!
by Mr Gary P Ramm
Sister loved this – very tongue-in-cheek (fnar!) and a good read for anyone who’s ever felt awkward in the work toilets!
It provides difficult toiletary scenarios and possible ways out from the potential embarassment which may occur.
by J. D
I previously had great problems having a bowl movement at work. Some weeks i was so backed up from holding off going that i actually shat my pants on the way home, and knocked my self out with the noxious vapours. Since reading this book I’m now pooping for England and as regular as a fine Swiss watch. My ‘cable laying’ strategy is now so refined I’m known as ‘ the stealth sh!tter’ in the office. No more accidents on the way home, fewer soiled pants to scrub and I’m in line for a promotion.. Don’t delay and buy today
by Miss Rosy-May Abrams
Bought this as a Christmas stocking filler and gag gift for my partner and his brother… they’re both infamous in the family for being ‘farters’ and are both tradesman (my partner being a carpenter), so they say it’s hard to find places to ‘go’, so thought this fitted the bill. I accompanied them with a ‘fart extinguisher’ and ‘caution cone… leave it 10 minutes’.
So, I couldn’t resist having a read before I gave them the book. It’s a funny book! Some of the tips were actually useful and some were just funny, they gave everyone a laugh on Christmas day so it was worth it just for that. The book is good quality paper and has a shiny front cover and is the size of about half an A4 sheet of paper.
I think that both men and women would enjoy it as a joke gift, however, it is probably more of a mans thing… my partner leaves it in the bathroom and I sneak a read when I’m in there sort of thing 🙂 there’s not much I can say, once the P&P has been put on it does work out slightly more than I would usually pay, but it did make a lot of people laugh due to use having a big Christmas, so I guess it’s one of those ‘each to their own’ things.