Retirement for Beginners: Cartoons, Funny Jokes, and Humorous Observations for the Retired
£4.70£7.60 (-38%)
The future is ours – let’s enjoy it! This hilarious fully illustrated book will help ease you into this strange and perplexing new stage of your life.
After all those years of routine you’re suddenly free! You’re bound to be a bit nervous – it is your first time. No more being bossed about – well, apart from by your other half, of course. No more getting up at the crack of dawn to go to work – though at your age you may have to get up at the crack of dawn anyway to use the loo. No more wage slavery – er, no more wages…
But it’s going to be fine, because you can now do what you want to do – within reason, naturally. Within these pages you’ll discover:
– What your new job as “retiree” involves, the hours (all of them) and the pay (let’s face it, if anyone advertised a job with this salary, no one would take it)
– Conversations you will no longer have to have
– Things you no longer have to feel guilty about
– Pursuits for bored retirees
– Truths that will slowly dawn on you
– Ways to supplement your pension
…and all the other perks (and niggles) that come with your new position (and no, we don’t mean “horizontal on the sofa”).
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Additional information
| Publisher | Summersdale (13 Aug. 2015) |
|---|---|
| Language | English |
| Hardcover | 96 pages |
| ISBN-10 | 9781849537513 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-1849537513 |
| Dimensions | 11.18 x 1.4 x 15.49 cm |
by Skellington Potter
Gorgeous item. Perfect gift for retirement
by Mr Stephen
More pages than I thought which was great
by Julie Hall
I had a quick look and thought it was a light-hearted perfect present for someone who wants to retire
by Gagfoialob
Bought as a novelty gift for my brother who has recently retired, some quite hilarious tips inside, but the book itself was rather small.
by Stephanie
Great gift, happy recipient
by Mrs P
Funny.
by Stephanie McHale
Something different for part of a retirement gift
by Sharon Munro
Bought as a gift. All being well will add some humour to the day