The Funniest Rugby Quotes… Ever!

In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the game’s biggest stars.

Packed with loads of witty remarks, verbal maulings and mixed metaphors, this book of bloopers will have rugby fans chuckling throughout the season.

“He epitomises England’s lack of skills. He has speed and bulk but plays like a castrated bull.”
David Campese on Will Carling

“I’m off for a quiet pint; followed by 15 noisy ones.”
Bath’s Gareth Chilcott

“It went well. There are no problems, and as a bonus, it showed that I have a brain!”
Corne Krige after going for a brain scan

“He’s nicknamed Warren, as in Warren ugly b*stard.”
Jason Leonard on Dean Richards

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