• Mama Made Minis Knotted Loveys: 16 Heirloom Amigurumi Crochet Patterns

    Crochet charming knotted loveys with this easy guide to amigurumi from Alyson Dratch and Lindsay McNutt, the designers and mothers behind Mama Made Minis. From snuggly farmyard friends like Lettie Lamb and CeeCee Chick to magical creatures like Una Unicorn and Dusty Dragon, these 16 patterns are sure to bring comfort and joy to your minis every day. Thanks to the heirloom quality of these designs, you can create each stitch with love, knowing that your child’s new plushie will be by their side for years to come! Complete with a step-by-step assembly guide and Aly and Lindsay’s best maker tips and tricks for assured success, these adorable loveys will come together quickly and effortlessly. Follow along with the Mamas’ expert instruction to flawlessly recreate their work, or put your own spin on the patterns by switching up the colour and yarn weight. Whichever exciting direction you choose, these sweet knotted loveys will make the ultimate gift for the minis in your life!

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    £13.70£17.10
  • SORT YOUR LIFE OUT: 3 Steps to Transform Your Home & Change Your Life

    The first official book from the life-changing BBC One show, Sort Your Life Out will have you falling back in love with your home in three simple steps:

    1. STRIP – how to let go and clear out the clutter (when you don’t have a warehouse to hand)!

    2. SORT – time to sell, donate, recycle and upcycle.

    3. SYSTEMISE – learn how to organise, fold and store in a way that is manageable and sustainable.

    Filled with every tip and trick from your favourite experts Stacey, Dilly, Iwan and Rob, this empowering book will give you the tools to transform your home and get that Sort Your Life Out mindset.

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    £13.60£16.10
  • Change of Heart: An uplifting and escapist love story (Beneath Italian Skies Book 2)

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    Two families at war and Alice finds herself caught in the middle. Can she re-write a story as old as time?

    When cutbacks force Alice out of her assistant manager role at a Devonshire stately home, she turns her sights elsewhere: the picturesque hills above the historic city of Parma. An aristocratic Italian family are looking to open their medieval castle to the public, and Alice is just the woman for the job.

    Four years ago, a life-changing accident pushed Alice into depression, but the beauty and charm of the Italian countryside works its magic in brightening her days. Especially when she keeps bumping into handsome Luca… But rivalries run deep in the town, and Alice’s work – not to mention her potential love life – are caught in the middle of a long-standing feud between two families.

    With her job and future happiness in peril, can Alice save the future of the castle, and bring two warring families together?

    A gorgeous and uplifting romance, for fans of Rosanna Ley, Sue Moorcroft and Lucy Coleman.

    Praise for Change of Heart

    ‘The characters are strong, well developed, and truly relatable. The plot moved along quickly and the description of the setting once again left me with a desire to go back to Italy.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

    ‘I loved the character of Luca and I could picture the beautiful scenery with the turn of each page. A great read!’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

    ‘I loved the strong and clever heroine. The plot is lovely, fast-paced and made me root for the characters. A well plotted, poignant, and compelling story that I strongly recommend.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

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    £1.40
  • Christmas Memories at Waterside Cottage (Pepper Bay Series, Book 10)

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    Welcome to Pepper Bay, where you’ll find love, drama, and a happily ever after.

    Snuggle down with this cosy, feel-good, comfort read that whisks you away to a beautiful bay on the Isle of Wight – Perfect for fans of Christie Barlow, Alison Sherlock, Rachael Lucas, and Holly Martin.

    The Pepper Bay books are standalone stories that intertwine with recurring characters. Best enjoyed when read in order.

    Christmas Memories at Waterside Cottage: Charlie and Grace have been together for four years, but when Grace wakes up in hospital after an accident, she doesn’t remember her husband at all. With Christmas just around the corner, and it being their favourite time of year, Charlie pulls out all the festive stops, hoping his wife will remember their relationship or at least fall in love with him all over again, because there is no way he can lose her.

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    £1.90
  • Snowdown at the Old Schoolhouse (The Glenbriar Series Book 6)

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    Whatever happens this Christmas, they didn’t forecast this!

    When charismatic and handsome weather presenter Marcus Bowman walks back into Willow Roxburgh’s life three weeks before Christmas, her quiet job as an admin worker at the Old Schoolhouse residential care centre in Glenbriar is shattered. He’s not only the man she used to crush on, he’s also the one who thwarted her TV forecasting dreams.

    But she’s no longer the anonymous studio assistant; she’s secretly Scotland’s new favourite weather forecaster, Rocky Rainman.

    With the Schoolhouse facing closure, Marcus is on an assignment to drum up festive support. However, he’s discovered the internet sensation Rocky Rainman lives somewhere nearby and is determined to expose him after Rocky’s recent damaging comments on social media. Seeing Willow, the girl he used to obsess over, shakes his priorities.

    When a blizzard hits, Willow and Marcus are snowed in, and she discovers her perception of him wasn’t as accurate as her forecasts. Marcus isn’t convinced it’ll be a white Christmas, but he’s determined to win Willow’s heart. Can their new love weather storm if he discovers her secret? Because how can there be a future for Marcus Bowman and Rocky Rainman?

    ♥ ♥ ♥

    ♥ Snowdown at the Old Schoolhouse is the sixth book in The Glenbriar Series, but can be read on its own as a standalone.

    ♥ Set in the highlands of Scotland in a small town with fun, romance, drama, and a guaranteed happy ending. Snowdown at the Old Schoolhouse has a bit of steam and lots of heart.

    ♥The Glenbriar Series is a spinoff from the Scottish Island Escapes series and there are crossovers and intertwining characters.

    ♥ A beautiful romance story, perfect for fans of Holly Martin, Heidi Swain and Rachel Lucas

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    £1.90
  • Purrfect Pixels:: The Unraveling Love For Cats In The Digital Age And Beyond

    Discover the enchanting world of cats and the profound impact they have on our lives in “Purrfect Pixels: The Unraveling Love For Cats In The Digital Age And Beyond.” This captivating book delves into the history, science, and cultural significance of our feline friends, exploring their unique place in our hearts and society. From ancient civilisations that worshipped cats as divine beings to the modern-day phenomenon of viral cat videos, this book takes you on a journey through the many facets of our love for these enigmatic creatures.

    Uncover the secrets behind our innate attraction to cats, from their grace and agility to their mysterious and independent nature. Learn about the therapeutic benefits of owning a cat, including reduced stress, anxiety, and depression, as well as the healing properties of their purring vibrations. Dive into the world of cat humor, heartwarming stories, and the profound lessons they teach us about community, empathy, and the power of connection.

    Explore the fascinating world of cats in literature, as they serve as muses, symbols, and characters for countless authors. Witness the extraordinary bond between cats and their human companions, as they provide solace, inspiration, and a unique perspective on the complexities of life. And finally, delve into the lighter side of cats, with fun facts, trivia, and personal stories that showcase the joy, love, and friendship they bring to our lives.

    “Purrfect Pixels: The Unraveling Love For Cats In The Digital Age And Beyond” is a must-read for cat lovers and anyone interested in the remarkable relationship between humans and their feline companions. Immerse yourself in the captivating world of cats and discover the timeless charm, wisdom, and love they bring to our lives.

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    £3.80
  • Insults and Comebacks 201: The Next Level of Verbal Combat

    Dive deeper into the art of witty warfare with “Insults and Comebacks 201: The Next Level of Verbal Combat,” the highly anticipated sequel to the acclaimed “Insults and Comebacks 101: The Ultimate Shortcut Handbook to Winning Every Argument.” This new installment further arms you with a humorous arsenal to hold your own in any verbal battle – be it with a contentious colleague or an overbearing relative.

    Unleashing a fresh batch of nearly 100 hilarious one-liners and zingers, this treasure trove advances you from witty beginner to a revered master of repartee. It’s more than just a list; it’s a delightful expedition through the realm of lighthearted banter, destined to make you the life of the party.

    But remember, with this potent blend of humor and sharpness comes a duty. The book champions the ethos of defending oneself and standing up with a jovial spirit over venomous words, fostering a culture of healthy and playful verbal exchanges.

    Bask in the empowering narrative that catapults you into a realm where words become your shield and humor, your sword. This treasure is laden with ingenious verbal strategies that not only bolster your conflict resolution skills but also spice up mundane everyday interactions.

    Experience the evolution from a witty novice to a verbal virtuoso, as you traverse through a myriad of entertaining anecdotes and real-life scenarios that sharpen your quick-witted instincts. It’s a journey of transformation, loaded with laughter, learning, and a legion of clever comebacks awaiting your command.

    “Insults and Comebacks 201” isn’t just a book; it’s a gateway to becoming that charismatic personality who can turn any discord into a delightful dialogue. So, seize this chance to enhance your social aura, assert your dignity, and become the master of humorous banter that everyone adores!

    The advantages are manifold – amplify your social life, assert yourself with grace and humor, and tackle disputes in a buoyant, affable manner. Every interaction is a chance to spread joy, not jibes.

    What differentiates this handbook is its captivating narrative, intertwined with an array of funny and clever insults and comebacks. It’s not merely a book; it’s an entertaining tutorial guiding you to become the funniest person in the room, with a sprinkle of charm.

    If you’re keen on enhancing your verbal prowess or simply wish to keep the laughter rolling in your social circles, “Insults and Comebacks 201: The Next Level of Verbal Combat” is your quintessential companion. Embark on this amusing journey towards becoming a cherished conversationalist – but wield your newfound wit with care!

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    £2.30
  • Mr Men Little Miss: The Super Silly Day: A super funny illustrated children’s book, perfect for lovers of pranks and jokes (Mr. Men and Little Miss Picture Books)

    Are you ready for a super silly day of tricks, jokes and pranks?!

    Mr Mischief and Little Miss Naughty love playing jokes on everyone. They both think they are the best joker in town, so Little Miss Giggles decides to have an April Fools’ Day Competition to find out who can play the best joke of all. But they’re not the only entrants and soon there are jokes being played all over town!

    The Mr Men and Little Miss have been delighting children for generations with their charming and funny antics. Bold illustrations and funny stories make Mr Men and Little Miss the perfect story time experience for children aged two up. Have you met them all?

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    £7.00£7.60
  • A Day In The Country: The misadventures of a day’s outing at a rural riding school. a vintage tale of times past and sunny, summer days in England

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    A DAY IN THE COUNTRY

    A Day In The Country is a whimsical and pastoral story which follows the misadventures of five friends (and their dog) during a day’s outing at a rural riding school.

    It is a vintage tale of times past and sunny, summer days in England; imbued with the slower pace of a former age, an age where time stood still and it seemed the summer would last forever.

    An England we remember from our grandparents and one which is now long gone; Step into the past with the friends as they set out for an idyllic day of riding, laughter, and unexpected mysteries.

    The author had a lifelong love of the countryside, farming and animals which shines through every page of this gentle and humourous story which includes beautiful bespoke artwork to illustrate the twists and turns of one summer’s day in the country

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    £2.30
  • Dad Jokes Galore: A Collection of Endearing and Eye-Rolling Humor for All Ages!

    Welcome to “Dad Jokes Galore,” a compendium of classic, cheesy, and eye-roll-inducing jokes that have been beloved by fathers for generations. Whether you’re a seasoned dad joke enthusiast or new to the world of puns, these jokes are guaranteed to elicit groans, chuckles, and maybe even a few genuine laughs. So, grab your sense of humor and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of dad-level wit and charm!

    This book is a compilation of light-hearted, pun-filled jokes, designed to bring smiles and, let’s be honest, a few groans, to readers of all ages. Perfect for dads, joke enthusiasts, or anyone looking to add a little playful humor to their day.

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    £0.80
  • The Funny Dad Joke Book: The Ultimate Compilation of 1000 Clean Dad Jokes: From Puns to One-Liners, Your Definitive Guide to Family-Friendly Humor (Gift For Dad)

    Introduction: Welcome to the World of Dad Jokes!
    Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey into the world of dad jokes with “The Funny Dad Joke Book.” In this ultimate compilation, we’ve gathered 1000 clean and family-friendly dad jokes that are sure to brighten your day and keep you laughing.

    1000+ Side-Splitting Jokes: Endless Laughter Awaits!
    Inside this book, you’ll discover a vast collection of dad jokes that will have you in stitches. From puns to one-liners and witty quips, we’ve curated the best jokes to ensure non-stop laughter.

    Perfect for All Ages: Family-Friendly Humor at Its Best
    Whether you’re a dad, a mom, a kid, or simply a joke enthusiast, these jokes are designed to entertain everyone. Say goodbye to inappropriate humor and hello to a wholesome dose of laughter.

    Dad-Approved Humor: Make Your Dad Proud!
    These jokes are so good that even your dad would be proud of them! Share a laugh with the family and create unforgettable bonding moments with jokes that are sure to become family favorites.

    The Ultimate Gift for Dads: Give the Gift of Laughter
    Searching for the perfect gift for dads, uncles, or friends with a great sense of humor? Look no further – “The Funny Dad Joke Book” is the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. It’s a present that will bring joy and laughter for years to come.

    Conclusion: Your Ticket to Endless Laughter
    With “The Funny Dad Joke Book,” you’ll always have the perfect ice-breaker for any occasion, from family gatherings to parties with friends. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and guffaw your way through this side-splitting collection of dad jokes!

    Get your copy today and let the laughter begin. Who knows, you might just become the reigning king or queen of humor in your household!

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    £2.30
  • Funny’s The Word: Showbiz Stories and Jokes Galore

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    Alton Douglas is back! His many fans will be delighted with another collection of showbiz stories, jokes and gags. Warm-up comic and host of many television programmes, including The Golden Shot, as well as acting in television and radio dramas, Alton has met and worked with many of the great names in entertainment – some nice, some not so nice! All will be revealed in Funny’s The Word, the stories scattered with jokes, gags and stories of his life. The perfect Christmas gift as you curl up beside a roaring fire on a winter’s night.

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    £2.80
  • The Very British Problems Quiz Book

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    What does ‘custard and jelly’ mean in cockney rhyming slang?

    Which biscuit has half of its name on top of the cooker and the other half on the door?

    And 25 million of what drink are served by British Airways each year?

    We Brits can’t get enough of a quiz. Stumped for office party chit-chat? Quiz. Midweek visit to the pub? Quiz. Stuck inside in pyjamas on a rainy night and in the mood to cause a big family argument? You got it – quiz.

    This book is correspondingly filled with questions on all things wonderfully and unequivocally British – you’ll find all sorts of tickly teasers, complex conundrums, worrisome word searches and much more on topics ranging from our iconic weather to types of cake. Best enjoyed with a cup of tea and your favourite biscuit(s).

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    ANSWERS: Telly, Hobnob, buy the book and find out!

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    Praise for Very British Problems

    ‘Had us guffawing into our Earl Grey tea’ Bella
    ‘My favourite twitter account at the moment is Very British Problems (@soverybritish) . . . it makes me laugh out loud’ Tom Hiddleston
    ‘Hilarious’ Daily Express
    ‘Temple pays affectionate and comic homage to the sheer quirkiness of being British’ Good Book Guide

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    £8.70£9.50
  • The Family Mini Christmas Joke Book: Stocking Size Fun! (The Jim Allbran Christmas Joke Book Series)

    A LITTLE BOOK OF BIG CHRISTMAS FUN!

    Full of charm and clean, fun humor, this Christmas joke book is suitable for all the family to share. Just 6 inches tall and 4 inches wide, it easily fits inside any stocking, making it the perfect stocking stuffer gift or even an extra little Christmas gift.

    With 160+ funny Christmas jokes, children will love reading these to adults and adults can share these with their children and even the Grandparents too! There are no curse words and just good funny, fun! Your child, husband, wife, or friend, will love this as a little extra Christmas present. Share the fun and make each other laugh this Christmas!

    • Child-friendly, clean jokes
    • Jokes that adults will find funny too
    • Original jokes you won’t know
    • Fits nicely inside any stocking
    • Funny illustrations

    Humor to share with all the family

    Example Jokes:
    • What time of year did Santa hit his head? In the fall.
    • Why couldn’t Rudolph stop laughing at the breakfast table? His eggs kept cracking up.
    • Musical Elf left the stage after hitting his head on the bongo drum. He had a slight percussion!
    • Why did the Turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t Chicken!
    • What glue is best for paperchains? 007 glue, it Bonds perfectly.

    The Stocking Stuffer Christmas Joke Book has great Christmas jokes for kids and adults.
    Have fun and enjoy your Christmas time!

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    £2.80
  • The Fantastic Book of Hospitality Jokes: For Chefs, Bartenders, Baristas, Butchers, Wait Staff and More! (The Fantastic Joke Books)

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    If you have ever had the delight of working in hospitality or have ever been a customer (highly likely), this book is for you. Unlike the chef who made culinary puns, which didn’t pan out too well, this book is a secret recipe, serving up snickers and laughs. Devour a feast of jokes that are so hot you will have to move away from the grill, and, just like a deep-dish pizza topped with beef jokey it is also filled with cheesy one liners to make you giggle on shift.
    Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. It’s well known that the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. Some jokes are so dark they are definitely well-done. With that being said, sit back, let us turn up the heat, and get ready for a spicy, delicate buffet of fun.

    “There has long been a happy symbiotic relationship between kitchen and bar. Simply put, the kitchen wants booze, and the bartender wants food.”
    – Anthony Bourdain.

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    £1.90
  • POKEMON : Danks, Jokes, Comics and Funny Stuff 2024 XL

    Memes: Ultimate Memes!

    Memes here for you guys from the original memester, bringing you the latest and best memes, funny pictures, hilarious humor and stuff to entertain. We will always try not to recycle old content and always strive to provide fresh and hilarious entertainment giving you the best meme experience probably in the world. Let’s get going meme fans!

    If you like funny memes and comedy then check this awesome ebook out right now and enjoy!

    funny memes, hilarious memes, funny jokes, hilarious jokes

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    £3.10
  • 50 Jokes with an Aussie Twist: Adult Jokes suitable for any adult with Aussie-flavoured lingo

    Bonza jokes that won’t offend any Bruce or Sheila!This book has 50 jokes, many of which have been around for a long time but now with a dinkum Aussie flavour. You laugh at the punchline, but you will also have a good laugh at the Aussie interpretation.These jokes are suitable for after-dinner speeches, being placed in newsletters, or having a good laugh.•Quick and easy to read•Very funny•Suitable for granny to hear•A perfect giftExperience joy on your journey with laughter as your companion. Order your copy today to start the fun!

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    £2.30
  • Instascam: Inside The Murky World Of Instagram Scammers

    Nestled beneath adorable cat photos and pictures of sunsets, is the murky world of Instagram. An Instagram where scammers operate trying to get your money.

    I created an Instagram account. All of a sudden, lots of scammers started following me. Over 3,5000 of them. They all messaged me to try to scam me. I replied back to all of them. Every single one. This book is about the very silly conversations I’ve had with scammers over the last three years. You’ll read about marriage proposals, threesomes with dogs, kidnapping, the FBI investigating Keanu Reeves, a custody battle over Billie Piper and much more.

    However, there’s also a serious side. In 2020, £9.3 billion was lost due to online scamming. You’ll learn about the cons that scammers use on Instagram and what you can do to make sure your online accounts don’t get hacked.

    The book also has interviews from scammers in Nigeria talking about why they do what they do and the position they are in. There’s also a look at Instagram too, focussing on what they’re doing to help protect their users from scammers on their platform.

    If you think Instagram is just sunshine and rainbows (with filters), think again.

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    £1.90
  • Combo (‘MeMés’): Daily Dose Funny Danks Jokes 2024 Diamond Collection

    Welcome to “Diamond Collection,” a side-splitting collection that transcends the boundaries of traditional humor and dives headfirst into the wild and wacky world of memes! In this uproarious compendium, we invite you to embark on a journey through the internet’s most amusing corners, where humor takes the form of bite-sized, shareable nuggets that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

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    £2.30
  • The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamster is Dead: A Journey Around the World in Idioms, Proverbs and General Nonsense

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    Know your tater trap from your sniffle herring in Sharp’s journey around the world in idioms, proverbs and general nonsense – the perfect gift for Christmas

    ‘Brilliant, hilarious fun from a master wordsmith – you will LOVE this book’ Kit de Waal
    ‘Extremely entertaining and very useful for new insults’ Russell Kane
    ‘Utter genius’ Marian Keyes
    ‘Brilliant’ Brian Bilston

    Join wordsmith Adam Sharp as he journeys around the world in idioms, proverbs and general nonsense. Learn unusual insults from France (You are a potato with the face of a guinea pig), how to hurry someone up in the US (You’re going as slow as molasses in January) and what they call a shark in Vietnam (fat fish).

    Full of fascinating, ridiculous and hilarious translations from around the world, Adam has rounded up the very best of what every corner of the globe has to offer.

    Let’s get this show on the road! Or:
    Let’s saddle the chickens! (German)
    On with the butter! (Icelandic)
    Forward with the goat! (Dutch)

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    £5.70
  • Dork Diaries: I Love Paris!: Jokes, drama and BFFs in the global hit series (Volume 15)

    Welcome to Nikki Maxwell’s aDORKable world and Nikki’s BRAND NEW ADVENTURE in the mega-selling Dork Diaries series – now with over 50 million copies in print worldwide!

    Oh la la! Nikki and her band are invited to Paris for a super cool photoshoot – it’s a dream come true! Nikki can’t wait to learn new art styles, practice her French and explore the most romantic city in the world with her crush Brandon.
     
    But when MacKenzie starts to stir trouble and invites old friend André to be their tour guide, the drama starts. Can Nikki still enjoy her dream vacay, or will it become a dorky disaster?
     
    With a HUGE global fanbase, Dork Diaries is the perfect series for fans of Lottie Brooks, Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Tom Gates.

    Have you read all the DORK DIARIES series?
    Dork Diaries
    Dork Diaries 2: Party Time
    Dork Diaries 3: Pop Star
    Dork Diaries 4: Skating Sensation
    Dork Diaries 5: Dear Dork
    Dork Diaries 6: Holiday Heartbreak
    Dork Diaries 7: TV Star
    Dork Diaries 8: Once Upon a Dork
    Dork Diaries 9: Drama Queen
    Dork Diaries 10: Puppy Love
    Dork Diaries 11: Frenemies Forever
    Dork Diaries 12: Crush Catastrophe
    Dork Diaries 13: Birthday Drama
    Dork Diaries 14: Spectacular Superstar
    Dork Diaries 15: I Love Paris! – Coming soon!
     

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    £7.00£7.60
  • Joke in a Box: How to Write and Draw Jokes

    Have you ever been grappling with your creative work, but found yourself hitting a wall?
     
    Here’s the thing—sometimes you push through a wall. And sometimes, you need to reset your mind so that you can attack the problem with fresh eyes. That’s where Joke in a Box comes in!

    Designed as an at-home version of New Yorker cartoonist Emily Flake’s popular workshop, Joke in a Box will provide a gateway into the craft of joke writing and construction, with modular prompts designed to help you see the world in a more playful and inventive way. Presented with care, empathy, and a sense of joy, this 70-card deck full of exercises and ideas is useful not just to gag writing and drawing, but to any form that speaks to you as a creator. Exercises focus on idea generations techniques such as making lists to force comic juxtapositions, drawing exercises (why not mine your junk mail for visual reference and inspiration!), and encouragement.

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    £18.50£19.00
  • Brand-New Dad Jokes

    ALL NEW JOKES FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES

    The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. Packed with jokes so bad that they’re good, Brand-New Dad Jokes is the perfect gift for every occasion.

    @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with nearly 6 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers’ dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites – or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 34 million followers. This is his seventh book.

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    £9.60£10.40

    Brand-New Dad Jokes

    £9.60£10.40
  • “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There”: “The Ultimate Joke and Knock, Knock Book”

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    Unlock the doors to a world of pure laughter with “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There”. This entertaining book is more than just a collection of jokes; it’s an invitation to a realm of laughter and endless entertainment.

    Step into the realm of “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” where every page is laughter waiting to happen. This book is a treasure trove of engaging jokes, and riddles that will captivate all ages. Whether you’re a child or a child at heart, these jokes are designed to entertain, leave a smile on your face, and leave you laughing.

    Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with humor, laughter, and endless comedy? “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” is the key to unlocking the door to a world where it can entertain kids and people of all ages. The desire to experience the funniest jokes around is just a page turn away

    Order your copy of “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” today and let the laughter begin. With its hundreds of jokes and riddles, this book is the perfect addition to your home library or an ideal gift for someone special. Get ready to knock, knock, and open the door to a world of laughing possibilities.

    Don’t wait – click “Add to Cart” now and bring the laughter of “Knock, Knock”, “Who’s There” into your life.

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    £3.80
  • GPT Giggles: 250+ “Yo mama” jokes from the mind of AI: ChatGPT-4 came up with hilarious laugh out loud jokes for you. Jokes for all the family to enjoy

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    GPT GIGGLES: 250+ “YO MAMA” JOKES FROM THE MIND OF AI.

    ChatGPT-4 came up with hilarious laugh-out-loud jokes for you curated by the author.

    ***Price reduced by 50% to $4.99 during the PRE-SALE period ONLY. Release date price will be $9.99. Buy now to save!***

    This is a one-of-a-kind book. There is no other book out there with a collection of “Yo mama” jokes straight from the mind of AI. Hilarious jokes for all the family to enjoy. Covering brand new topics not usually covered in “Yo mama” jokes, such as:

    Yo mama is so generative AI…
    Yo mama is so millennial…
    Yo mama is so 1960s…
    Yo mama is so 1980s…
    Yo mama is so 1990s…
    Yo mama is so right-wing…
    Yo mama is so left-wing…
    Yo mama is so centrist…
    Yo mama is so feminist…
    Your mama is so chavvy…
    Yo mama is so posh…
    And many other topics … including a list of some of the ‘terrible’ jokes AI came up with.

    BRAND NEW YO MAMA JOKES FROM THE MIND OF AI!
    Some of the jokes you will find inside:
    **Yo mama is so generative AI, she debugs her cooking recipes.
    **Yo mama is so centrist, she thinks the North Pole and the South Pole should just get over their differences and meet halfway.
    **Yo mama is so chavvy, her idea of a seven-course meal is a pie and six pints.
    **Yo mama is so millennial, she ghosted her refrigerator because it was too “cold and distant.”
    **Yo mama is so 1960s, she asked if your Spotify playlist was available on vinyl.
    **Yo mama is so 1980s, she thinks Amazon Prime is a Transformer.
    **Yo mama is so feminist, even her coffee is strong and independent.
    **Yo mama is so right-wing, she blames her left foot every time she trips.
    **Yo mama is so left-wing, she insists all circles start from the left.
    **Yo mama is so posh, she uses sparkling water for ice cubes.

    Buy GPT GIGGLES: 250+ “YO MAMA” JOKES FROM THE MIND OF AI and you will delve deep into the mind of AI and have a good laugh. Jokes for all the family to enjoy.

    Go ahead and laugh your head off. You will see that AI is much funnier than you.
    Scroll up to the top of the page and click ‘buy now’ to start GPT giggling today!

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  • New Dad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day To Help You Get Through Your First Sleepless Year (New Dad Hacks Book Series)

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    Congratulations DAD!

    Welcome to the world of fatherhood! Congratulations on becoming a first-time dad. Your life is about to change in ways you never imagined, filled with sleepless nights, diaper changes, and an endless supply of baby wipes. But fear not, because along with the challenges come moments of pure joy and laughter.

    As a new dad, you’re embarking on a journey filled with unforgettable experiences, from baby’s first steps to hearing their first words (which might just be “Dada” if you’re lucky). It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and a great sense of humor will be your trusty sidekick.

    In this joke book, we’ve compiled a collection of lighthearted and relatable jokes specifically tailored for first-time dads like you. Whether you need a good laugh after a long night of soothing a fussy baby or you want to share a chuckle with fellow dads in the trenches, these jokes are here to brighten your day.

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    £7.80
  • The British Bloke, Decoded: From Banter to Man-Flu. Everything finally explained.

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    ‘I laughed a lot and now understand blokes a lot more than I ever wanted to’ – Katherine Ryan

    ‘Geoff is one of the funniest intelligent thinkers in comedy and this book reflects that perfectly’ – Romesh Ranganathan

    ‘Geoff’s examination of blokeness is Geoff all over – funny and insightful, making serious points without committing the cardinal sin of taking itself too seriously. Top bloke.’ – Adrian Chiles

    ‘Highly informative. Geoff will make a proper bloke out of me yet.’ – Hugo Rifkind

    ‘A brilliant and hilarious book which defends blokes without denigrating women’ – Konstantin Kisin

    If you see a man drinking a pint in an airport pub alone, that’s a bloke.
    If you see a man driving to the tip on a Saturday morning with a smile on his face, that’s a bloke.
    And if you see a man heading back from the tip and on the way to the pub, that’s a very happy bloke.

    The British Bloke appears simple and straightforward. He loves football, cricket, beer, sheds, wearing socks and books about the SAS.

    But beneath that simple exterior lies a mysterious and complex being.

    In The British Bloke Decoded, writer, comedian and regular bloke, Geoff Norcott peels back the layers of blokedom, revealing the truth behind the sometimes inexplicable behaviour of Britain’s husbands, dads and brothers.

    Based on 46 years of field research and almost scientific insights, Geoff digs deep into subjects as wide as: the value of Banter, the surprising roots of Mansplaining, the near impossibility of getting blokes to send birthday cards, and whether there could be a medal system for Hoovering.

    And ultimately, he concludes that whilst the toxic men have been grabbing all the publicity – perhaps now’s the time to celebrate the simple British bloke in all his eccentric splendour.

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  • Poems with a Punchline: Short & Silly Verses With A Twist

    In this compilation,Bruce Newman provides his observations on everyday life in comic and amusing verse. A combination of imaginative tales from the worlds of showbiz, the workplace, music and travel should hopefully raise a smile. These laughter lines also include amusing items from science, antiques, home life and Christmas.

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    £1.90
  • Ewen and Cat’s Wee Book of Aye or Naw?: 500 quiz questions to test your knowledge on EVERYTHING!

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    500 quiz questions to test your knowledge on EVERYTHING! Packed full of hilarious behind-the-scenes moments and puzzling brain busters from their award-winning radio show Ewen and Cat at Breakfast. It’s bound to bemuse and amuse in equal measure!

    Are these statements true? Aye or Naw?
    Usain Bolt would beat a cat over 100m.
    A jiffy is a real unit of time.
    Volkswagen sell more sausages than cars.
    All will be revealed.

    Will Ewen and Cat’s Wee Book of Aye or Naw? change your life? NAW.
    But will it make you instantly more interesting to other humans? OH AYE!!

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    £3.80
  • Mémés: Lost In Translations, Jokes & Loads More Funny Stuff

    Mémés: Lost In Translations, Jokes & Loads More Funny Stuff

    Welcome back to this latest collection of hilariously funny memes, jokes, fake facts, lost in translations and LOADS more awesome comedy!

    The content in this book is 100% ORIGINAL! You won’t find it in any other memes books!

    And if you enjoy this collection then check out all my other hilarious books by checking out the Lloyd Phillips Author Page on Amazon!

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    £3.10
  • You’ve Been Cancelled

    CANCELLED is the world’s premier entertainment event – a live-streamed program where elite bounty hunters called ‘Cancellers’ kill individuals who society has voted to ‘cancel’ following heinous actions or offenses. But CANCELLED is not just a form of violent entertainment. It’s one of the last forms of upward mobility for an increasingly oppressed lower / middle class. Want to escape the gig economy? Pay off your crushing student debt? Cover your sick parents’ medical bills? CANCELLED just might be your way out. But you’re going to have to get your hands dirty.

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    £16.10
  • Stalking Shakespeare: A Memoir of Madness, Murder, and My Search for the Poet Beneath the Paint

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    “A wickedly entertaining” (The New York Times) detective story that chronicles one Mississippi man’s relentless search for an authentic portrait of William Shakespeare.

    Following his divorce, down-and-out writer and Mississippi exile Lee Durkee holed himself up in a Vermont fishing shack and fell prey to a decades-long obsession with Shakespearian portraiture. It began with a simple premise: despite the prevalence of popular portraits, no one really knows what Shakespeare looked like. That the Bard of Avon has gotten progressively handsomer in modern depictions seems only to reinforce this point.

    “Intensely readable…with bust-out laughing moments” (Garden & Gun), Stalking Shakespeare is Durkee’s fascinating memoir about a hobby gone awry, the 400-year-old myriad portraits attached to the famous playwright, and Durkee’s own unrelenting search for a lost picture of the Bard painted from real life. As Durkee becomes better at beguiling curators into testing their paintings with X-ray and infrared technologies, we get a front-row seat to the captivating mysteries–and unsolved murders–surrounding the various portraits rumored to depict Shakespeare.

    Whisking us backward in time through layers of paint and into the pages of obscure books on the Elizabethans, Durkee travels from Vermont to Tokyo to Mississippi to DC and ultimately to London to confront the stuffy curators forever protecting the Bard’s image. For his part, Durkee is the adversary they didn’t know they had–a self-described dilettante with nothing to lose, the “Dan Brown of Elizabethan portraiture.”

    A bizarre and surprisingly moving blend of biography, art history, and madness, Stalking Shakespeare is a “gripping, poignant, and enjoyable” (The Washington Post) journey that will forever change the way you look at one of history’s greatest cultural and literary icons.

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    £13.30
  • The Mightiest Bite

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    Discover who has the mightiest bite in this hilarious competition between some of the biggest – and the smallest! – animals on Earth…
    As a little girl munches on an apple, she thinks she must have the mightiest bite. Suddenly, along comes a parade of animals to compete for the title, including a shark with its 300 teeth in rows, and a t-rex with 60 huge bone-crunchers! But while each animal is fighting over their claim to the title, there’s a clever mosquito at work… can the hungry mosquito outwit them all, even the little girl?

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    £7.00£7.60

    The Mightiest Bite

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  • Sharky McShark and the Shiny Shell Squabble

    Sharky McShark and her best friend Teensy Wee Crab do everything together at the bottom of the deep blue see. They really are the perfect twosome.

    Until one day – with a plink! twirl! plonk! – an itsy bitsy shrimp arrives on the scene.

    Is there room for one more in this friendship? Sharky’s not so SHORE . . .

    A fun-filled undersea story about friendship, sharing and overcoming feelings of jealousy, from Alison Murray, creator of Sharky McShark and the Teensy Wee Crab

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    £12.30
  • Going Rogue: Rise and Shine Twenty-Nine: 29 (Stephanie Plum)

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    Stephanie Plum breaks the rules, flirts with disaster, and shows who’s boss in this whip-smart and fast-paced thriller from #1 New York Times bestselling “crown princess of detective fiction” (BookPage) Janet Evanovich.

    Monday mornings aren’t supposed to be fun, but they should be predictable. However, on this particular Monday, Stephanie Plum knows that something is amiss when she turns up for work at Vinnie’s Bail Bonds to find that longtime office manager Connie Rosolli, who is as reliable as the tides in Atlantic City, hasn’t shown up.

    Stephanie’s worst fears are confirmed when she gets a call from Connie’s abductor. He says he will only release her in exchange for a mysterious coin that a recently murdered man left as collateral for his bail. Unfortunately, this coin, which should be in the office–just like Connie–is nowhere to be found.

    The quest to discover the coin, learn its value, and save Connie will require the help of Stephanie’s Grandma Mazur, her best pal Lula, her boyfriend Morelli, and hunky security expert Ranger. As they get closer to unraveling the reasons behind Connie’s kidnapping, Connie’s captor grows more threatening and soon Stephanie has no choice but to throw caution to the wind, follow her instincts, and go rogue.

    Full of surprises, thrills, and humor, Going Rogue reveals a new side of Stephanie Plum, and shows Janet Evanovich at her scorching, riotous best.

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    £7.90
  • If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Eat ‘Em, 24: The Twenty-Fourth Sherman’s Lagoon Collection

    This Sherman’s Lagoon collection provides lighthearted entertainment while weaving in ocean facts and larger messages about threats to the ocean and its creatures.

    Sherman’s Lagoon is a fantasy place situated somewhere in the tropics. It’s inhabited by a motley crew of sea creatures whose marine lives suspiciously mirror our own. Through his comic strip, cartoonist Jim Toomey explores many of the issues that we face daily in our world on dry land. His characters attempt new business ventures, go on disastrous dates, try fad diets, and read the latest bestselling books.

    Sherman’s Lagoon appeals to adults and children alike. Children, preteens, and teens enjoy its underwater theme and the sometimes rough-and-tumble world of life in the ocean. Adults enjoy the social commentary that is a common thread in the strip.

    There is also an educational aspect to the strip that gives it a unique place in the comics. Toomey explores environmental themes in a light, apolitical way. And he takes his characters on road trips, where they explore different parts of the ocean and meet native animals along the way.

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    £11.50

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